Trash_Panda_Official

I'm the trash panda.
I'll fight anyone who tries to take my Takis.

[Trash_Panda_Official @TrashPandaOffi1]

@CrabGame Just chill out and have some bamboo man!

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@AngryProfessor1 Pfft I would hate to be one of her students

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@USBEE4 Your puns are traaaash

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@AmphibianPizza My dream.

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@AngryProfessor1 If it's open 24 hours, they're allowed to use all the styrofoam they want! #trashpandadontcare

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JK it was actually way too hot and I had to drink someone's banana slushy from Fancy Parkers.. No regrets though...

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I taught him that!
https://t.co/YjCv0C6Qhx

#proudtrashpanda

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@BisonToaster Got any leftovers?? :P

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I just went on a blind date with someone who identified as "white trash". Turned out to just be some white chick, hella disappointed, what's up with these fake fans?

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Look, just because I live in a trashcan doesn't mean I'm broke K?? It's a lifestyle choice!! I don't judge you weird zero waste vegans, don't judge me!

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@GasmaskR Hey, I know that guy! We used to hit up the 42nd street station every night... good times...

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@Fratpuccino1 RIP bro

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@UmElephant You gotta embrace the germs. Be one with the germs

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@Smoketopus1 How daaare youuu!! I only reside in the classiest trashy places... Like the Starbucks on Broughton. Also please don't subject the poor mollusk to that... the poor dude's gonna be scarred for life.

[Trash_Panda_Official @TrashPandaOffi1]

What's wrong with putting food waste in the garbage??
Millenials ruin everything, I swear...smh.

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@Smoketopus1 You're just jealous cause no one wants to cuddle with an octo chimney #salty

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@BonesDrowned Just embrace the trash bro

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Some raccoon thought I was just a regular trashcan...

[Trash_Panda_Official @TrashPandaOffi1]

Thank you to whoever left half a bag of extra hot Cheetos in the trash. Real MVP!!