He can have a great biomarkers, cardiovascular system and zero plaque, but his organs are still aging. You can't stop that.
He's going to surgically replace his organs later in his life. He doesn't tell you about that part. We're still in the diet and exercise phase.
He's going to implant a young man’s heart, a young man’s kidneys, a young man’s liver into his body to keep this experiment going.
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Check engine light came on in my 15 Camry yesterday
Took it to my mechanic, looks like it needs a new transmission
Wants $8k to replace it
So I asked how long I’ll get if he clears the code until the light comes back
Says probably a week
So I did what any self-respecting retired person on a fixed income would do
Took it home, listed it on Facebook marketplace and sold it to some dumb 16 year old kid for $15k
I love being able to help the younger generation
Jerry: She has a penis?
George: She had a PENIS, Jerry!
Elaine: So what if she had a penis?
(Kramer enters)
Elaine: Kramer, would you ever date a girl with a penis?
Kramer: I only date girls with penises
George: Really? Why?
Kramer: She knows her way around the equipment