Apocalypse Blondie

“Grab a bottle, hunker down and pray for daylight “ - Karen Walker 🌈

[Apocalypse Blondie @Travisgster]

@squaratelli @TheCowardDonald @philosophrob @DrJillStein We did. We gave people a sane, sentient, smart, capable, experienced, caring candidate. You want more? Catch the next bus to Narnia.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

Ken Paxton panics and refuses to answer multiple questions from reporters, forcing his handler to intervene:

Q: James Talarico is calling you out for owning 15 homes on a government salary, can you respond?

Paxton: *dodges question*

Q: Will you answer a question about your alleged voter fraud?

Handler: We’re going to get out of here

[Dittie @DittiePE]

Border Patrol pulls over a 20-year-old in Slidell, LA for “white lights on the back of your vehicle… your reverse lights are on the whole time.”

Then, before writing a single ticket, the agent asks: “What’s your citizenship?”

The driver, Alan Laureano, was born in Slidell. His passenger — his 13-year-old stepbrother — was born in Pearl River, Louisiana. Both are U.S. citizens.

Didn’t matter. Twice, on camera, the agent tells Laureano he’s going to “check” the kid and “if he’s illegal, I will take him.”

He tries to open the 13-year-old’s car door himself. Laureano locks it and rolls the window down instead.

The agent then interrogates the child directly — full name, spelling, date of birth, birthplace — while Laureano stands his ground and refuses to hand over his own ID, telling the agent he doesn’t have the right to stop him over a taillight.

Immigration attorney Michael Gahagan reviewed the video and called it what it is: “an illegal detention.” Border Patrol isn’t authorized to detain someone over a traffic violation — they need independent reasonable suspicion of an immigration violation, and that has to come first, not get invented after the stop.

DHS’s after-the-fact statement claims the stop was based on “reasonable suspicion or probable cause of federal law violations” — but doesn’t say what that violation was. WWL Louisiana asked twice. No answer either time.

This is the pattern: pretext stop, pivot to citizenship, threaten a kid with removal before confirming anything. It only looks “routine” until you’re the one being asked to prove you belong in the country you were born in.

[Reed Galen @reedgalen]

Make Mark drink it

[Apocalypse Blondie @Travisgster]

@ATRightMovies Parker Posey

[Apocalypse Blondie @Travisgster]

@ohgoditsmatthew “Stop giving MAGA everything they want” says the woman who is giving MAGA everything they want”.

[Apocalypse Blondie @Travisgster]

@electionsjoe Um…it’s ONE poll. Look at the aggregates

[Apocalypse Blondie @Travisgster]

@ATRightMovies The Last Voyage (1960)

[John Anzalone @JohnAnzo]

This comparison to Trump's first and second term job approval rating on the economy says everything about the political environment for the upcoming 2026 midterms

Trump had a +8 approval on the economy at this time in 2018 and still got wiped out in the midterms. His job approval is -34 now! You can't gerrymand out of that

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JoeyMannarino How about you going fuck yourself Joey. Say that to my face if you ever see me in person you weak ass lightweight.

[Apocalypse Blondie @Travisgster]

@baumusc @browntom1234 @C_3C_3 Do your homework, Sherlock. The suit that alleges this was brought by a Republican candidate for office in league with the freakin’ far right AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE PARTY. Yeesh!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Apocalypse Blondie @Travisgster]

@electionsjoe It’s. One. Poll.
Watch the aggregate

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Mamdani is the Democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they’re simply not doing their jobs.

[Sean T at RCP @SeanTrende]

Be sure and listen to @aei_STpodcast to hear the reasoning behind the rankings!

[Jeremy Barr @jeremymbarr]

UPDATE: Scott Pelley called out Bari Weiss, saying in the meeting: "She’s murdering 60 mins. She does not love this place. She was brought in to kill it and is doing exactly that."

[Apocalypse Blondie @Travisgster]

@ATRightMovies Dawn of the Dead (2004)

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

NYT confirms — with new details:

Last year, Navy SEALs used two boats to escort Kash Patel and nine others on what a Pentagon email called a 'VIP Snorkel' next to one of the military's most sacred sites, the underwater tomb of the U.S.S. Arizona.

One Navy vet called the swim "horrifying." https://t.co/wuBwyvxaXY

[Apocalypse Blondie @Travisgster]

@2ndaryProtocol Bloodhounds Season 2. I am okay with this.

[Apocalypse Blondie @Travisgster]

@RCulturaPop I’m not seeing the problem here.

[Apocalypse Blondie @Travisgster]

@exjon @gtconway3d