Robert Woodhead

Game designer, programmer, robot builder, and former member of the EVE-Online Council of Stellar Management.

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@RegnerBA Back in the 70s, I once successfully used "Autodefenestrate" as a Word of Command in a D&D game.

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@Verone3784 C'mon, Paul, you know how changeable the weather in Iceland is. When they parked there 20 minutes ago, that spot was half-blocked by a glacier... :P

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@RegnerBA Yeah, Iceland really only has two seasons, “Bright” and “Dim”.

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@mandrill I feel a similar pain every time I see a “hacking” scene in a movie.

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@Verone3784 @GrimTheWofl You may have solved a mystery for me as well. Soundbar settings getting changed? CHECK! #BlackCat in house? CHECK!

J’Accuse!

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@rkdoctr The first western vaccine, for smallpox, was developed in 1796. And then, this happened…

https://t.co/E72KIgtXPo

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@Verone3784 When is the F1 non-silly season? The beauty of F1 is that it’s half-precision techo-sport, half-telenovela, and nobody can agree on what half is the most fun.

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@EVE_Virt Tacitus was da man. I dearly wish Nero hadn’t offed Seneca the Younger, because a rap battle between Seneca and Tacitus would have been one for the ages.

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@WardDPatrick Skydiving!

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@CCP_karkur @CCP_Explorer Psst! Nobody tell Bára about Schmigadoon!

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@midi2304 I guess my time as reigning World Champion Dad has finally come to an end. Oh well, it had to happen eventually.

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@mynnna_eve “Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure does make misery easier to bear.”

and

“Money can’t buy happiness, but it damn sure can rent it."

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@RixxJavix GL in the election.

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@mandrill @EVE_Virt @RixxJavix Actually, they have a mandate to enact anything acceptable to the most conservative democratic senator (ie: Joe Manchin), and must still deal with the filibuster. If they really want change they’ll try and fix the election system (ie: STV) but that will dilute party power, so...

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@thepointsguy So a lot of people are dying to go to Disney, and a lot of people will die because people went to Disney. Because, Freedom.

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@EVE_Virt Yeah, it’s bugging me too...

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@EVE_Virt Given the experience the USA is having with Orange leaders, perhaps it is an idea whose time has come — and gone.

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@EVE_Virt I’m a lumberjack,
and I’m OK.
I kill all night,
and I sleep all day.

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@RixxJavix Hate to break it to you, but water bears can survive in space.

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@ArnarHrafn And with those tiny hands, too!