Trecon 007

[Trecon 007 @Trecon007]

I am up!!

[Dr. Abubakar Bukola Saraki @bukolasaraki]

Dear Blessing,

I just came across your tweet, and it truly inspired me.

To graduate with a First Class in Mathematics from UNILORIN and then earn a fully funded Master's admission in Italy is an extraordinary achievement. You have demonstrated excellence and the promise that exists in so many young Nigerians.

No young person who has worked this hard should have such an opportunity limited by the cost of getting there. It would be my privilege to support your journey by covering what is left in the cost of your relocation.

@nancy_i_i from my office will reach out to you today.

Congratulations once again. Go, excel, and continue to make Nigeria proud.

[ىىىطام 🇸🇦 @sevromweh]

بالغلط

[Tanitoluwa @Adeife_Adenekan]

https://t.co/9sOsPMYDeG

[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

“Vozinha is very good at making saves”

save him a seat on the plane tomorrow 😂😂

[Teslim @komo1_teslim]

Once I ask you, an active football fan/watcher, who your GOAT is and you start the you don't support anyone gimmick, I already have my answer.

Messi fans no dey shame to claim am.

[Trecon 007 @Trecon007]

@tobyasky Egypt

[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

In my life, I’ve never seen where Messi’s team needs to win and they decide to sub Messi off.

There are levels to this GOAT thing 😭😭😭

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Your citizenship really determines so much for you. As a Nigerian, your matter long ooo.

I had a Saudi classmate when I was fling my Masters. He explained to me that all Saudis in the UK were fully sponsored by the government. I asked what his plan was after school, he said he was going back home to take up a job. He didn't even like the UK. I don't blame him, he struggled with the language and culture.

I had Korean classmates (those ones are always rich and clean). No one was staying back or had plan to.

I saw Chinese classmate 2 years later. He had started a business with his babe. He told me the government encourages them to take loan to invest abroad. I thought we were just having a discussion. I didn't know he had his plan mapped out.

My Spanish friend (the only one I still talk to), I asked him when he was going to pick up his British passport since he was eligible for it having been in UK for many years, he said he didnt need it that his passport takes him where he needs to go. I spoke to him recently and he said he is looking to leave the UK soon. He wants to return home to Barcelona. That reminds me, he has been inviting me to Barcelona 🤦‍♂️

At the start of Covid, my Canadain flatmate packed his bag and left. He told me he would finish his program from there. I once asked how he was paying for his program (Law Undergraduate), he said he took a loan from the bank in Canada.

Then you look at Nigerians- we are always looking for how to stay back at all cost because home offers nothing. Conversation always centred around sponsorship jobs - even if it is care job. This is after working 12 hours shift through out your Masters to pay for your fees and cover for your living expenses. People are even so desperate, they are paying 10k to 12k for sponsorship job just to stay back.

[Trecon 007 @Trecon007]

I didn't fully understand it then. Years later, after joining Twitter and seeing the level of tribalism and ethnic rivalry, the statement finally made sense to me.

[Trecon 007 @Trecon007]

The first time my Government teacher explained the difference between a nation, a state, and a republic, he said, "Nigeria is a state, but not yet a nation."

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Yup, even avoiding premarital spendings saves you a lot of money too.

[Trecon 007 @Trecon007]

Women have contributed significantly to the rise and popularity of the Andrew Tate mindset among many modern men.
Men go sit down simp for your dm, the next thing you don post am for your status exposing his identity .

[Trecon 007 @Trecon007]

@Atilolahafeezah Gbenga

[Trecon 007 @Trecon007]

@tobyasky Span 2 V Austria 0
Portugal 3 Vs Croatia2

[Malancy @NaseerAjumawa]

Ambulances are built for speed because every second wasted can cost a life. But in the glorious year 2026, our governors are parading Keke as ambulances. This country mehn.

[We$t @flygodT]

You see B’s like this & understand why our dads and uncles always held on to their tough guy gimmick.

[Trecon 007 @Trecon007]

@tobyasky England 2 vs congo 0
Belgium 2 V senegal 1

[Trecon 007 @Trecon007]

@tobyasky @tobyasky some accounts are burner ooh 😂😭

[Eric Lécuyer @eric_lecuyer_]

Après deux heures à regarder le lac, j'ai réalisé que c'était la clôture du voisin

[Lord Scummander & Movies @zhurg_]

These are things that can never happen in Nigeria.