George W. Kush

Philly to 'noke

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

never waste a good crisis

[Dan El Captain @Mrstanleycup]

~~~~~~~~ Teddy Pendergass outside his home in Gladwyne, PA

[Paul Casella @Paul_CasellaMLB]

Cristopher Sanchez now holds the Phillies' franchise record with 41 2/3 consecutive scoreless innings (and counting).

He's also moved into the top-10 for longest single-season streaks in the Live Ball Era (since 1920). The overall record is 59 IP (Orel Hershiser).

[Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports]

longest scoreless innings streaks, Phillies since mound moved to current distance (1893):

1911 Grover Alexander: 41 IP
2026 Cristopher Sanchez: 37 2/3 IP *active
2011 Cliff Lee: 34 IP
1984 Larry Andersen: 32 2/3 IP
1957-58 Dick Farrell: 32 2/3 IP
2024 Ranger Suárez: 32 IP
1950 Robin Roberts: 32 IP
1949 Ken Heintzelman: 32 IP

h/t @EliasSports

[Todd Zolecki @ToddZolecki]

Alec Bohm is batting .429 (15 for 35) with 3 doubles, 3 home runs, 6 RBIs, 2 walks, 3 strikeouts and a 1.231 OPS since he sat for consecutive games.

Avg. exit velo: 92.8 mph (88.5 mph before sitting). Hard-hit rate: 53.1 percent (36.8 percent before sitting).

[Todd Zolecki @ToddZolecki]

Bryce Harper's .938 OPS this season ranks 10th in MLB.

He struck out once on Sunday. It was his first strikeout since May 2. His strikeout rate (15.3 percent) this year is the lowest of his career. He had a 17.6 K% in 2020, and an 18.7 K% in 2016.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A Philly Special: 76ers win Game 7 for their first playoff series win over Boston since 1982.

[✨🦧✨ @Nilsington]

@jakebrodes This might be the funniest thing Bill Maher has ever done

[George W. Kush @TreeLankan]

@Macrocyticmike @rob3rtjohn @brianmackenzie Completely normal Y axis

[Todd Zolecki @ToddZolecki]

Edmundo Sosa is having a day. He hits a two-strike, two-out, game-tying single in the bottom of the ninth. Then he makes this place to end the Nats' threat in the 10th.

[George W. Kush @TreeLankan]

Sitting on the single-seat side of a regional jet is basically first class (cope)

[Dev @sleepy_devo]

no phil this is a tweet from 2018 with 7 likes.

[Quinn Nelson @SnazzyLabs]

Fun fact: Rivian told at the R1T unveil event that they specifically went with manual door releases because they (and surveyed customers) believed the electronic releases found in Teslas are terrible (they are).

Then with gen 2, they gave in and now customers have to do this.

[GJ @LAJoneser]

@Cernovich Now do the Dakotas, Wyoming, Idaho, Montana and Utah you dumb fuck

[George W. Kush @TreeLankan]

Every time lmaoo

[José Galindo @Brandulf44]

@escapefrommelos 🤣 🤣 🤣

[George W. Kush @TreeLankan]

But how would he feel if he hadn't eaten breakfast?

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 LMFAO! Elon Musk gives the most ELON answer to "what would you do if you started over with $1,000?"

"It's somewhat of an impossible dichotomy, because civilization would have had to have been destroyed or something, in which case $1,000 is not going to solve your problems."

"And if civilization hasn't melted, then I could probably just tell people to give me money, which I've done before." 🤣🔥 @elonmusk

"A lot of things would have to go wrong for that to be the case. It's like, am I just emerging from prison, perhaps, with a stipend? All my companies have been confiscated."

"I mean, it would take armageddon, which hopefully that doesn't happen, like Ragnarok next level, and I lost."

"I mean, it's impossible for someone to have this amount of knowledge, all the knowledge that I have, and then be dropped down to a low resource amount."

"Because the reality is that either something truly catastrophic has happened, like civilization has melted, or I will be able to ask people to just give me money, and with the promise that I will have a high return, which is what I'm able to do right now. Like if you give me a dollar, you will get back much more than a dollar."

[JAYMO @LilMissJayMo]

@ZyMazza Your family is probably just dumb and compared to yall those kids seem smart

[George W. Kush @TreeLankan]

@SamaHoole Lol