Ari E-B, federation rabbi. 🔯🖖

Set your twitter profile for the job you want, not the job you have. Smicha from Keter HaTorah. Jewish stuff & Star Trek

[Ari E-B, federation rabbi. 🔯🖖 @Trek_Rav]

@GamewithDave I don't know what it was, but it predated gifs.

[Ari E-B, federation rabbi. 🔯🖖 @Trek_Rav]

For her bat mitzvah, my daughter learned through the chumash with me and wrote down the entire Torah as emojis. It's been a year, but at her request I finally set up a website so she can share her emoji torah with the world: https://t.co/CILdgF3oXp

[Ari E-B, federation rabbi. 🔯🖖 @Trek_Rav]

@BrilliantMaps D, no contest.
D includes middle eastern food, Indian food, Persian food, Chinese food, and Australian BBQ. I don't even know what I'd be missing.

[Ari E-B, federation rabbi. 🔯🖖 @Trek_Rav]

The Deir Allah inscription, dating to the 8th or 8th centuries BCE, mentions a propher named Balaam son of Beor. It was found in Jordan in 1967 and serves as confirmation that the biblical character of Balaam was known to non-Jews as well.
https://t.co/xG8M8BOn1j

[Ari E-B, federation rabbi. 🔯🖖 @Trek_Rav]

@jewishmemequeen Rabbi always said Hashem could do anything, so I guess DJ isn't out of the question.

[Ari E-B, federation rabbi. 🔯🖖 @Trek_Rav]

Counting the omer and the grain harvest in an early 19th century German siddur

[Ari E-B, federation rabbi. 🔯🖖 @Trek_Rav]

@money_cruncher Looking at that chart, why are we ignoring REITs? If your response is going to be along the same lines of "it's hard to pick the right one in advance", there are REIT funds (like VNQ).

[Ari E-B, federation rabbi. 🔯🖖 @Trek_Rav]

@wolmanj @marcorandazza I'm really bothered by the text of the Torah scroll being on the outside. Tell Marc he did gelilah wrong.

[Ari E-B, federation rabbi. 🔯🖖 @Trek_Rav]

@warrisbokhari @JStein_WaPo Can we please stop calling Bezos a Bond villain?

He's clearly Lex Luthor.

[Ari E-B, federation rabbi. 🔯🖖 @Trek_Rav]

@SethJacobson @FrancesPatano N-F-L Champions

[Ari E-B, federation rabbi. 🔯🖖 @Trek_Rav]

Book of Jonah vibes

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A terrifying incident caught on camera shows the moment a kayaker off the Chilean coast was swallowed by a humpback whale before being released unharmed. https://t.co/kaYSCeob5R

[Ari E-B, federation rabbi. 🔯🖖 @Trek_Rav]

@HeimishHumor So, Black September?

[Ari E-B, federation rabbi. 🔯🖖 @Trek_Rav]

@SeforimChatter I was looking at the book Ani Maamin by Joshua Berman and thinking it would make a great subject for a podcast.
https://t.co/8ULzovQhGy

[Ari E-B, federation rabbi. 🔯🖖 @Trek_Rav]

Well, I've finally made it to the "other" app. Give me a follow if you're over there, hopefully this will last longer than the mastadon experiment.
https://t.co/D88y50Vo1U

[Ari E-B, federation rabbi. 🔯🖖 @Trek_Rav]

I'm getting tired of using a website run by someone whose hero is Henry Ford. The problem is, everyone is already here. Where are people moving to? Bluesky? Mastadon?

[Ari E-B, federation rabbi. 🔯🖖 @Trek_Rav]

Pharoah really needs to lay off the trans fats

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"Did you hear Pharaoh's heart has been hardened?"

"Was he vaccinated?"

[Ari E-B, federation rabbi. 🔯🖖 @Trek_Rav]

@FrumHumor Bro, The Matza Ball is right there

[Ari E-B, federation rabbi. 🔯🖖 @Trek_Rav]

@BrilliantMaps The craziest thing about the Pan-American highway is that it has one break. It's not for the Panama canal though (there's a bridge there), it's for the Darian gap. An area so inhospitable no one can build even a primitive road through it.

[Ari E-B, federation rabbi. 🔯🖖 @Trek_Rav]

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