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It’s getting to the point where I’m no fun anymore

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@MatAnaya Just did it at my in-laws’ house

[Matt Anaya @MatAnaya]

Dads who clean the drains in the street are real Americans 🇺🇸

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@noahgittell @TheRochaSays Norm Macdonald

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I’m at Jewel. Time to spend 20 minutes trying to find the goddamn digital coupon

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@SoNotWright @Variety It is obviously going to be released on Disney+

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@pegobry_en You and your grandfather are dumb!

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Why, was “Delirious” taken?

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Louis CK: Ridiculous is now playing on Netflix

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The art always reminded me of Thomas Kincade

[Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers @tompetty]

35 years of ‘Into The Great Wide Open’. What’s your favorite song from the album?

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@jetskitosway2 Studio version with fireworks leaked on 4th of July iirc

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@GoodWillsmith Are we ready to reassess early STS9?

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@allhitsongs111 Get him!!

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@stereogum @amoebamusic @lcdsoundsystem @joshgroban Groban Sings Murphy

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@GovPritzker Please stop posting in AI cadence

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@toadswiback Imagine the courage it must take to dress like Where’s Waldo and go to a midsize American festival in 2026. Brave

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Dunno these bands but it has been in press so much I must Speak My Truth: banana costume is so “entry-level wacky” it deserves nothing more than a very spiteful eye roll and hearing about it makes me think much less of everyone involved

[Stereogum @stereogum]

The great banana suit conflict of 2026 is officially over. After weeks of discourse sparked by @enditbchc's Akil Godsey calling out a banana-suited fan at a Toronto show, a new Banana Man showed up at Jera On Air in the Netherlands. They hugged onstage and peace was restored.
https://t.co/cFMRtzwZAG

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@BarakRavid @axios Phew I was worried this could go on another several months

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@NYTimesPR Oh damn I lost count after the first example great work you really got him there

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@packyM Can’t think of any other Onion articles using the subject’s real name that wasn’t part of the joke

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@harrisonjaime What accomplishments are you proud of as DNC chair

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@ericandre @netflix Great joke! I first heard it 20 years ago on Arrested Development, is it public domain?