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It’s getting to the point where I’m no fun anymore

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Five Javontes out there

[Savion @Savy2Smooth]

DRose: Like a Ferrari with a bunch of Hyundais. Too big, too strong, too fast too good!
Joakim Noah: HEART HUSTLE & MUSCLE
Jimmy Butler: Jimmy G Buckets, the G stands for Gets
Taj Gibson: Hard hat and lunch pail
Luol Deng: Lt. DENG 🫡
Kyle Korver: Gimme the hot sauce(the OG)

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@CheapSeats411 He was amusing in the Grant Park rallies but this second act was such a great turn for him. My dad would always call him a “bust”

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@MegaphonixMusic @i_zzzzzz Is there a better non-developer use for AI?

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@MttCarmichael @Stacey21King @chicagobulls I got mine at Rt 31 and 176, by the horseshoe pits at the bowling alley.
Kids at my school had a bit where we would poke Phil Jackson, hitting the wearer’s solar plexus

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Soccer Mommy might be the best band of the last 40 years but I’ll never find out until they change their name.
If I knew anyone who recommended them to me I probably would keep my distance from them after that

[Alex Goldman @AGoldmund]

Death Cab for Cutie is maybe the worst name for a band ever

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@neeratanden True centrism has never been tried before

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@MatchewRolex You think it’s so easy to have a billion dollars I’d like to see what you could do with a major market nfl team for 100 years

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@MatchewRolex Why do the bears have no money? They invented the nfl? Maybe just give it another hundred years?

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@thechrisbader @HunterBiden I’m surprised they didn’t meet up at Yale

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The saddest part is the 30 year revolving door at QB what is this bozo talking about

[PhillyGodfather ® Sports Bettor @phillygodfather]

The saddest part about the Chicago Bears leaving Chicago is the citizens of Chicago ironically are to blame because they kept voting in the Democrats.

The one thing the fans loved the most is now gone because the people you voted into office let it happen.

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@phillygodfather The bears have been garbage for 40 years and the owners are poor and inept. Cmon man

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@arielxpink @pitchfork I’ve seen AP like 6 times and only one wasn’t terrible

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@nobodyslocket Bring a whistle

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@danpompei List the good businesses that left?

[Muslimgauzewell Graphicdesigner @_MichaelOswell_]

my contribution to the hipster band discourse

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Gonna have to mute the word “hipster” but the simplest test I can think of is “who is Vashti Bunyan?”

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The number of Frank Zappa tshirts you see Black Dice shows is only rivaled by Phish audiences. Relative to audience size there is nothing like it

[Collins @_drivingman]

in the 00s, hipsters ruled. black dice was inescapable. you went to the mall and they would play beaches & canyons on a loop, that was the only way you could hear it for a while. it was a different time

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@1000TimesYes Gatekeepers vs gate-kept

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Been bothered by this all day. Bottom line is none of these people were cool unless they had one of Panda Bear’s vinyl singles that were compiled on Person Pitch

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

look, i'm not humorless so i can get behind jokes looking back on the hipster era just as much as the next girl who spent too much money at american apparel. But people have GOT to stop associating that scene with stomp clap lumineers shit. it's inaccurate!

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”