Trevor Mason

It's weird not to be weird

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

those things are anchored to the building with half inch screws half the time, Nathan Drake should have been paralyzed by age 10

[Trevor Mason @TrevorMason28]

@PlayStation BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Trevor Mason @TrevorMason28]

If you order a cheeseburger at a sushi restaurant I’m just gonna go ahead and assume you’re the dumbest person to ever exist

[voided intern @voidedintern]

Elon Musk reveals the moment his son Saxon left an entire sushi restaurant speechless

"I was living in L.A., and I took my older boys out for lunch to Sugarfish, which is a very kind of uptight sushi restaurant. In fact, on the menu of the restaurant, it says, do not ask for soy sauce, because the chef has put the right amount of soy sauce."

"So, like, extremely strict sushi restaurant. And so the waiter is going around asking everyone what they want and then it comes to Saxon and Saxon says I'll have a cheeseburger."

"And the waiter takes a moment to recover because no one ever asked for a cheeseburger at this very strict sushi restaurant. It took him like 30 seconds to realize he'd just been asked for a cheeseburger, because you're not even allowed to ask for soy sauce."

"So then when he finally recovered, he said, we don't have cheeseburgers. And Saxon goes at the top of his voice, what? Like, what kind of restaurant doesn't have cheeseburgers? He says, fine, I'll have a hamburger."

[Daniel but sports @throwing_daniel]

In restaurant situations the MLB app is like cocomelon for grown men with autism

[Hank @henryerz15]

This and 8-10 domestic lights

[Trevor Mason @TrevorMason28]

I’m not worried about this spreading to the USA because our health secretary is extremely competent and… OH FUCK WE’RE ALL SCREWED

[Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN]

There's no getting around this: John Henry's tenure as Red Sox owner has been one giant Game of Thrones.

[Jacob @AndThatsBB]

I miss old lineup construction:
1. Fastest player
2. Bat control guy (he sucks)
3. Best all-around hitter
4. Best power hitter
5. Lumbering power or bust hitter
6. High-OBP guy who leads off now
7. Bad switch hitter
8. Catcher
9. Gold Glove defender (-5 DRS, can't hit)

[Trevor Mason @TrevorMason28]

I would ask what psychopath would vote for something like this but I know the answer is every single republican in congress

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Trump has proposed a $1.5 trillion defense budget — a 40% increase, the largest since WWII.

In exchange for more war he wants to:

-Cut the EPA budget by half
-Cut $10.7 billion for housing
-Cut $8.5 billion for K-12 programs
-Cancel $15 billion for clean energy
-Cut $2.5 billion for clean drinking water
-Eliminate $1.6 billion for youth job training
-Cut $3.5 billion from the Labor Department
-Eliminate $395 million for senior employment
-Eliminate $775 million in food assistance grants
-Eliminate the National Endowment for Democracy
-Cut $5 billion from the National Institutes of Health
-Eliminate the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program (LIHEAP)

In all, cuts to domestic programs would account for a 10% reduction in discretionary spending.

[Trevor Mason @TrevorMason28]

@MattForVA Sysco is not owned by private equity, it’s literally a publicly traded company. Blackrock and vanguard are not private equity

[Trevor Mason @TrevorMason28]

I have to admit Venezuela beating us in the WBC after we stole their president is an incredibly funny bit

[Trevor Mason @TrevorMason28]

DENATURALIZE AND DEPORT AARON JUDGE FOR THIS WBC PERFORMANCE

[Trevor Mason @TrevorMason28]

This is something Stalin would do but it’s absolutely hilarious

[Clash Report @clashreport]

📸 Marco Rubio wearing oversized shoes that Trump ordered for him by just guessing his size.

Trump has been buying $145 Florsheim dress shoes for allies, using the gifts as a lighthearted way to encourage loyalty and unity within his circle.

Source: The Times

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

first of all sean connery would put you in the fucking dirt

second of all pierce brosnan spent zero time fighting he was just shooting motherfuckers

you’d put your fists up to fight and the next thing you know you’d have four holes in your chest

[Trevor Mason @TrevorMason28]

I am seated

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Christian Bale has revealed that he will star in ‘HEAT 2’ alongside Leonardo DiCaprio.

(via: @JakesTakes)

[fat dennings @sappharine]

“women’s worst fear is late marriage” mine is being on Jeopardy and the person Ken talks to before me has the most hilarious, quirky story and mine is mediocre

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Understandable reaction to being in Rhode Island

[Foster @foster_type]

The best moment of watching curling is when a shot misses and the play-by-play announcer asks the curling analyst "what went wrong there?" and the curling analyst goes "didn't curl enough."