T-rex Quotes

This account documents the crazy shit our coworker, T-rex (nickname) says. He has approved, and is amused, by this twitter feed.

[Dan Rockwell @Leadershipfreak]

What you think of yourself is the most important thing about you. #leadership

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Do jewish people still live in torahs?

[The Sklar Brothers @SklarBrothers]

2 catch a Predators Chris Hansen busted on hidden camera cheating on his wife shoulda seen it comin when she offered him iced T and cookies

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I'm going to throw a rock at you, just like the jews did to the muslims!

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(to a jewish person) so what do you believe in? The messiah? Or something?

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I can't think of a word that starts with q. What about cupid?

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Isn't cinco de mayo coming up?

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Four words: stop sucking up

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Do they speak spanish in england?

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Isn't hercules from spain?

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Didn't hercules eat his babies?

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I wish I could rip myself off and do myself.

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I'd do that naked covered in butter.

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We have sex slaves in the basement too. Its pretty awesome.

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I'm dtfyu! Down to fuck you up!

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Somebody give me a condom because theyre mind fucking me right now.

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I'm a wise man. I'm like gandhi.

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I wonder why I am blunt. Then I remember when my grandma told me that when you get old your public hair falls out. Oh yeah thats my family.

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If you can't pronounce his name, just call him mohammed.

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We pray to white women, then we sacrifice them.