noodle

told her i’m from oklahoma call me sooner

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

If you paused, if you hesitated, 160 schoolgirls might still be alive.

[noodle @TreyMikee]

@layxsnv where?

[KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 💙🧡💙🧡 @alv_money]

He’s in the fucking nosebleeds with the people instead of being down in celebrity row

[Purrs 🏴 @NewPerspectives]

It’s legally impossible to defend yourself against a cop, on or off duty. You will be killed or charged and imprisoned if you survive, the cop will face no consequences and they can effectively kill whoever they want.

[Ibraheem Abioye @DrAbioye]

The idea is to find a group of people most people regard as terrible examples, use them to make revoking passports a more acceptable form of punishment, then expand it from there.

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

the Chesapeake Bay is the largest estuary in the US! its watershed spans NY, PA, WV, MD, DE, VA, and DC!!! this travesty leeched toxic chemicals into the food, water and land for millions of Americans and the US GOVT HID IT FROM US FOR MONTHS!!!!!!

[jake @wormpuller]

Making a nervous Gulp noise before eating pussy

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

I wish more Chinese generals made delicious chicken and rice dishes

[noodle @TreyMikee]

i’ve never once doubted Joel Embiid or this Sixers team.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

The BBC just released a documentary on Israeli snipers shooting children in the head.
168 cases. 95 shot in the head or chest. Over two-thirds under age 12.
This has been happening since October 2023.
It is now April 2026.

[PotatoMcWhiskey @PotatoMcWhiskey]

One of my absolute most nuclear takes is that you shouldn't be able to own or collect rent on a place you don't live in, or at least if you do - tax it to oblivion

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Absurd and inhuman violence is spreading ferociously through the sacred places of the Christian East, profaned by the blasphemy of war and the brutality of business, with no regard for people’s lives, which are considered at most collateral damage of self-interest. But no gain can be worth the life of the weakest, children, or families. No cause can justify the shedding of innocent blood.

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

If Bernie’s Social Security bill was enacted in 2021, Musk would’ve paid $2.9 billion more in taxes, Social Security would’ve been solvent for 75 years, benefits would’ve gone up by $2,400 & 93% would’ve paid $0 more in taxes.

Instead, they want you to work till you drop dead.

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

A literal pedophile, a man who raped his wife, someone who said he’d marry his own daughter if she weren’t his daughter, calls a people with thousands of years of culture and history animals.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Has it occurred to anybody beyond leftists yet that this is flat out nazi shit, that the US & Israel are the new nazis and that’s more or less how history will record this moment? It has to have at this point right?

[noodle @TreyMikee]

ironic

[AF Post @AFpost]

State Sec. Rubio: “Imagine if instead of spending billions on weapons, Iran spent that money on its people. They’d have a much different country.”

Follow: @AFpost

[MOHAMMED𓂆 @Mo7mmd30]

Everyone felt sad for the penguin walking alone and the monkey rejected by his mother. But this video is far more heartbreaking, yet it didn’t receive the same attention.

[Dan Qayyum @DanQayyum]

I'm sorry but how on earth is this not front page news everywhere? A child. Cigarettes extinguished on his body. A metal rod inserted into his feet. In front of his father. This is documented, filmed, and handed over through the Red Cross. Where is the ICC? Where is the outrage from those who lecture the world about human rights?

[Brian Tashman @briantashman]

Many Democrats demand American taxpayers fund these violent assailants and then will call you a hateful bigot if you say that we shouldn’t