Yesterday at the gym, I saw a guy wearing this shirt. I said, “Ik kun wel nederlands praten.” He looked at me like I had a third eye. I didn’t realize that this was @DutchBros
He was working out with his girlfriend so I told him how to say I love you in Dutch.
It used to be that you wanted your mortgage rate to be the same as the price of a gallon of gas
Now you wish that a gallon of gas was the same as your mortgage rate