Troy Rios

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

If you read the Bible and your takeaway is that my pops has endorsed removing children from their mothers, even I can’t save you.

[Troy Rios @Trey_Righteous]

@CeeWonX
I ran into your dad on 6th Street last night.

[Troy Rios @Trey_Righteous]

@CeeWonX
Hey, this is Troy in Austin
Are you out there?

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Ftw

[Troy Rios @Trey_Righteous]

When there is nothing wrong, make up something to be upset about. So you don't lose practice.

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In case you didn't know, I'm a fiddle player too.
If you care to take a dare,
I'll make a bet with you.

[Troy Rios @Trey_Righteous]

Within the mathematics of infinity, the improbable becomes inevitable.

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Whale shit. Closer to the ground than a snake's belly. Read fast. Good sex is smelly.

Dirty limerick.

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I wonder, when i see on a bathroom wall that " ______ sucks cock", does this person actually suck cock, or was this meant to be an insult?

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I wishi could talk to cops without fearing for my money, safety, freedom, and cash. But I'm usually high or something.

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Congratulations to those of you who are reading this. You will live to fight another day!

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@juliairis wow, I heardthat!

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Imagine being privy to presidential briefings via Twitter.
Hahahaha!

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Shit in one hand.
Wish in the other.
See which one fills up first.

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I'm back! And for the love of science, I'm going to share my thoughts and feelings with you.

More to come.
UHh!

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Good bye Twitter! See you on the FB!

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http://t.co/7kqjsoZ9it @bothfeetband

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http://t.co/r5Cr5561Wk @bluecoat1776

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http://t.co/7lDjkLHEgH @15122168175

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http://t.co/IrNM9VUZSU @0ffthebeatpath