Trey Hockman

[Trey Hockman @Treybacca]

Ok, young person. If cargo shorts are soooooo lame then why does this Walmart sell TONS of them? #checkmate

[Trey Hockman @Treybacca]

Every frame a painting. Every person a pulpit.

[Trey Hockman @Treybacca]

Hot take: A DM screen doesn’t block the players’ view; it marks where the power sits. It exists to remind the table who decides what truth survives. The DM screen doesn’t conceal rolls.
It conceals mercy.

[Trey Hockman @Treybacca]

I just ate wasabi from Kroger. (I don’t have enough experience to be relevant on this subject.) Look out for my next book, Cheetos, sushi, and the American Dream.

[Trey Hockman @Treybacca]

Dress for the job you want

[Horror4Kids @horror4kids]

Frankenstein’s monster ripping out his neck bolts to use as nunchucks and absolutely wrecking the Blue Power Ranger might be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

[Trey Hockman @Treybacca]

Nothing says “people’s champion” like spending the first ten minutes to hug and thank your corporate partners. #WWERaw

[Trey Hockman @Treybacca]

Every Dresden Files book

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Explain this!

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

The 80’s HBO intro went hard af

[Trey Hockman @Treybacca]

@StarWarsThrift I mean technically Darth Maul already did.

[Trey Hockman @Treybacca]

Nostalgia is circular.

[Trey Hockman @Treybacca]

Reply with a non-Star Wars character you think would make a great Jedi.

[Darius @LordDagovere]

Reply with a non-Star Wars character you think would make a great Jedi.

[Cree Summer @IAmCreeSummer]

This beautiful human will always be deeply loved and now deeply missed ❤️

[Trey Hockman @Treybacca]

@MichaelMatteoRo

[💫Abella 💫 @Abella80s]

Aqueduct 💧
#NoMansSky @rarapaluzza @hellogames @NoMansSky @RoyalSpaceHub

[Trey Hockman @Treybacca]

Turns out I really enjoy taking photos of plastic space cowboys and photoshopping them. #ThisIsTheWay

[Trey Hockman @Treybacca]

This stupid dog scared the pampers off of me!

[Nath @headwaregames]

What is the absolute scariest moment/concept you've experienced in a video game?

[Trey Hockman @Treybacca]

@ALEXF0RREST When I was in college, there was a screening of 1942’s Holiday Inn. It was publicized as a classic Christmas movie in the same vein as “It’s a Wonderful Life” and “Miracle on 34th Street” so I took my girlfriend to see it. And then there was this scene…😳😳😳

[Trey Hockman @Treybacca]

Reboot Biker Mice from Mars, you cowards.

[Trey Hockman @Treybacca]

My favorite thing to do on Instagram is to watch TikToks.

[Trey Hockman @Treybacca]

I need a real answer here. When a recipe calls for “x” amounts of butter, is the norm to use unsalted or salted? I keep having mini panic attacks every time they don’t specify! #help

[Trey Hockman @Treybacca]

Comedy writing theory: To create an original hero, simply take a heroic archetype and lower one of their ability ranks (a la D&D style) to zero. Examples: Batman with zero dexterity. Obi-Wan with zero strength. Neo from The Matrix with zero charisma.