Hotel Bastardos Tri

The Hotel Bastardos. Doughnuts, multisport and an unhealthy obsession with the plight of the New York Knickerbockers. Proud to be #FetchFam since 2007.

[Trifarm HQ @tri_your_best]

Just a note for your diaries that on June 26/27 there will be no sessions at Trifarm as our landlord’s family are hosting a private event that weekend.

[Hotel Bastardos Tri @TriBastardos]

A traditional birthday message of best wishes to The Nicest Man in Fetchland™️, Mr @Nellercoates #StandingOnTheShouldersOfFetchies @fetcheveryone #HBTC

[Hotel Bastardos Tri @TriBastardos]

Big round of applause to friend of the hotel NDWDave for naming the @fetcheveryone fantasy baseball league ‘Fetch Every Run’.

[Swim Canary Wharf @swimcanarywharf]

A little peek inside the mind of a triathlete-
Had an email from a 65-69 AG client. He mentioned ‘severe side effects’ from the AZ jab. I of course said get well soon. In reply he went into more detail. The side effects turned out to be ‘low power during intervals’. 😂

[Trifarm HQ @tri_your_best]

And Go!

We have now checked the guidance and our Boxing Day session can go ahead. We will have your hot chocolate, mulled wine, and mince pies waiting for you to pick up when you get out.

[Hotel Bastardos Tri @TriBastardos]

@greythorne Also Amber Rudd has never, to the best of our knowledge, been in a relationship with Mr Depp.

[Hotel Bastardos Tri @TriBastardos]

@PompeyHendo Nope

[Hotel Bastardos Tri @TriBastardos]

#GoBolts https://t.co/MnVTZKbKgF

[Trifarm HQ @tri_your_best]

Come and run round the other way on Sep 20th 👍

https://t.co/zlgVnstIKD

[The Pink cyclist @adrtucker]

@TriBastardos blogged! Rules a little deformed! https://t.co/YS3OEzgKoR

[Hotel Bastardos Tri @TriBastardos]

@Ironholgs Not just your legs, mate ;)

[Hotel Bastardos Tri @TriBastardos]

@adrtucker Bloggage rules? And there’s no such thing as an ex-resident. 😎

[Hotel Bastardos Tri @TriBastardos]

@adrtucker Really helpful. Thanks blerk.

[Hotel Bastardos Tri @TriBastardos]

Good to see @adrtucker back in the hotel this morning. Been too long, fella.

[Hotel Bastardos Tri @TriBastardos]

@adrtucker You need to give us the long version of your #SwimRun experience. We’re secretly harbouring a couple of people that may be tempted.

[Hotel Bastardos Tri @TriBastardos]

“That’s not a tow float, that’s a small dinghy”. Utter genius by @TROSaracen #SwimRun #SRW

[Melinda Howard @MelindaHoward4]

What’s the difference between Garmin and the Titanic?

The Titanic did sync.

[Ray Maker @dcrainmakerblog]

Well, at least their status page isn't down. I feel like somewhere on this sprawling list there should be one lonely green status light for: 'Status Page: Up!' https://t.co/1UYHDGu4l7

[Trifarm HQ @tri_your_best]

The Sprint tri at Trifarm is on 2nd August. Given the slow pace of entries we have decided to limit this to one wave of 50 so we can get the lake open at 10:00. The last 19 spots are available

https://t.co/DypF6vthR8

[Hotel Bastardos Tri @TriBastardos]

Read my 4-star review of The Club: How the Premier League Became the Richest, Most Disruptive Business in Sport by Joshua Robinson
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