Tyler Rich

Big butts drive me nuts

[Mike Posner @MikePosner]

it’s time…

[Tyler Rich @Trich6755]

Let’s hope the performance is better than his hairline

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

“It's an honor of a lifetime to finally check a Super Bowl performance off my bucket list,” Usher said. “I can't wait to bring the world a show unlike anything else they've seen from me before. Thank you to the fans and everyone who made this opportunity happen. I'll see you real soon.”

[Tyler Rich @Trich6755]

Is the game cancelled tonight due to the air quality @wmwhitecaps?

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

The science now tells me to avoid vaccinated people, and since I always follow the science - that's exactly what I'm going to do.

[Tyler Rich @Trich6755]

@marshdeez That was such a trash game last night I turned it off

[Tyler Rich @Trich6755]

@elonmusk bring back 3rd party apps @tweetbot

[Tyler Rich @Trich6755]

@foundersbrewing Pale Ale at the brass works building

[Tyler Rich @Trich6755]

@MacRumors @rsgnl Sad

[Tyler Rich @Trich6755]

Didn’t know we had so much in common, this is also my excuse I promise

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Lil Yachty says he doesn’t have sex anymore because he had too much of it

[Tyler Rich @Trich6755]

@RVMAN1984 @elonmusk Now that would be dope @elonmusk

[Tyler Rich @Trich6755]

@elonmusk Ok

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Trying to still love the Detroit Lions is like trying to love your kid who’s currently an active shooter, you guys.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Dave @lildickytweets]

retweet if you want a season 3

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Lotta peeps got beef with Matt Stafford leaving Detroit to win the Super Bowl. It’s like being mad your co-worker at Taco Bell took a job as head chef at a Gordon Ramsey restaurant instead of staying at Taco Bell to scrub doo doo sprays off the toilets and make bean burritos.

[Tyler Rich @Trich6755]

Nothing puts me in a rage faster than someone buying lottery tickets at the gas station

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

How bout them Lions, you guys.

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Just put some crap in the vaxx that gives guys a massive farm animal hog or babes a thick round can that looks like they’re hidin’ Christmas hams in their yoga pants. Problem solved. Everyone love a swole front tail or a ripe juicy dumper, you guys.

[Tyler Rich @Trich6755]

@foundersbrewing Pale ale

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

And this from Detroit: