Carrot Bottom

I’m just here for a good time, not a long time 🍊

[Ray “BadBoy” Stevens @thatbadboyray]

Ella Langley could shoot me in the fucking face

[dan @Dansplainer]

a small vial labeled POISON with a skull on it would hit the spot right now

[t✩ @yourg0ldteeth]

cause i’m too steely… and then i’m too fuckin dan

[Hello @VeinRichard]

yeet me a beer bro, ahaha! (pulls you aside) listen, I might kill myself later

[Tennessee Rugby @Vol_Rugby]

Classic ending to an undefeated season.
National Champions!
Tennessee 21, Bowling Green State 15

[Carrot Bottom @TrillFisk615]

@615Alayna

[Carrot Bottom @TrillFisk615]

In a span of 1.5 hours a patient called me a “fatty” and then someone’s granny asked for a bite of my red velvet cupcake (I wasn’t eating one mind you) so do I bring back my eating disorder orrrr

[Carrot Bottom @TrillFisk615]

Don’t get me wrong I LOVE having my two work besties be girls however I do fear if I were to joke about wanting to KMS they’d turn me into the authorities

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@shrity93 We couldn’t afford em so my dad brought home supplies from a job site and we committed several osha violations

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@raulthecatt Me after a good nap

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@kipkiphoorayy I fear any other seat and I’d start opening safety latches

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@CBallWizard Yall wanna say everyone and their momma is having snowball fights. Pupils aren’t even slightly dilated

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@raulthecatt

[ZehDuck @ZehDuck]

There’s a lot of talk the last couple of days about when The Rapture will happen.

The Bible says no man knows the hour, but if I had to guess, I’d say it will happen right when Tennessee goes into the victory formation in the national championship.

[Carrot Bottom @TrillFisk615]

@TDavenport_NFL Yeah no, he’s a Jet

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@raulthecatt Me feeling my spark coming back

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@raulthecatt That’s so accurate 😂

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@BussinWTB

[kathy @f4eth]

I tend to get along really well with women that have enormous breasts.