trinity

i eat

[wint @dril]

ever since I stopped consuming pornography I have been able to impregnate hundreds of total strangers

[S O C C Er B O Y🏀 @Soccerb85229252]

Just got fired for blowing up the potty. Wouldn’t fuckin flush so I just kicked the shit out of it.. kinda made a mess

[Mr. Gangnam-Frog 🐸 @WhoIsMrWeed]

When I found out Gordon Ramsay was from Ohio and the whole accent he does is just for TV/Social Media my world changed

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[trinity @TrinnKingg]

frischs on dream street really just sold me this swiss miss with mold on it @FrischsBigBoy

[S O C C Er B O Y🏀 @Soccerb85229252]

Rolled a fat blunt then realized it was just a peanut butter jelly sauce whatever the fuck

[S O C C Er B O Y🏀 @Soccerb85229252]

I just shook my therapist’s hand and I got a vivid image of her making coco puffs and using orange juice instead of milk. Should I stop her? Jesus I’m so scared

[S O C C Er B O Y🏀 @Soccerb85229252]

Why do busses have to be yellow? Ugliest shit I ever saw 🖕🏽

[S O C C Er B O Y🏀 @Soccerb85229252]

Itsy wittle spider climbed up my mama’s spout bruh fr, yall mfs could never 💅

[S O C C Er B O Y🏀 @Soccerb85229252]

Fuck u Trinity Ming

[S O C C Er B O Y🏀 @Soccerb85229252]

Is it bad to have a really lot of friends? Like to where you can’t count them and they’re always trying to hang out? Lemme know in the comments

[trinity @TrinnKingg]

@Soccerb85229252 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[trinity @TrinnKingg]

@Soccerb85229252 reported for being 66 and also 28 years old

[trinity @TrinnKingg]

wow i can’t believe ryan’s been missing since this tweet 😪 miss you buddy

[Ryan Woodward @rawoodward924]

I got 99 problems and school is every single one.

[trinity @TrinnKingg]

calling the police

[S O C C Er B O Y🏀 @Soccerb85229252]

Just got zooted to the Astro plane boys, I’ll keeep you updated.