Triple Americano

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[Kat Timpf @KatTimpf]

Ladies! If you’re quarantined with your boo, now is a great time to bring up all of the issues you’ve been letting slide in the relationship — no matter how minor.

He literally cannot leave; he has no choice but to talk it out!

Some say keep the peace; I say seize the day!

[GregGutfeld @greggutfeld]

Liz Warren has to leave a race. not the first time.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT

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@TimAAustin

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@Kevin_Root @TimAAustin @TimAAustin I think this means we need to go see the @theavettbros STAT!

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@TimAAustin Santa. You mean Santa. 🎄🎁🎅🏻

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@TimAAustin 😑

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Happy Birthday, @PatUnleashed! Only 824 years until you catch up to @JeffyJFR

#PutThatInYourPipe

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@TimAAustin Why would you doubt my awesomeness, Timothy?

[ColourPop Cosmetics @ColourPopCo]

Might as well be late late

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Thinking of running for president just to eat everything at the Iowa State Fair.

[Dr. Fakenstein @drfakenstein]

Full House needed more mustaches @Nick_Offerman #nickofferman #ronswanson #fullhouse #ParksandRec

[Morphe @MorpheBrushes]

busy.

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@RawBeautyKristi Love you so much, Kristi 💙 you are so strong- even when you don't feel it- and you deserve every good thing! You are such blessing to so many people 💙💙

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

Creed knows 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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@Just2Mucknfutch @sabes84 @Muffersquish @Brian_Bokenyi @Anthony_John171 @SMadurski @libertarianinja @shoregirlem @mada1971 @graphics_twr @The_Dreamshaper @JeffyJFR

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@sabes84 @Just2Mucknfutch @Muffersquish @Brian_Bokenyi @Anthony_John171 @SMadurski @libertarianinja @shoregirlem @mada1971 @graphics_twr @The_Dreamshaper @JeffyJFR I forgot Twitter existed for a little while. It was nice 😄

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@TimAAustin It's been nice knowing you 👋🏻

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@SKIPdaZIP I'll be praying 🙏🏻