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[CCC @TripleC86]

@qatarairways @qrsupport I have still not heard anything from the airline about rescheduling the cancelled #QR905 flight!

[CCC @TripleC86]

@qatarairways @qrsupport Still no updated itierary or rebooking information for my cancelled QR905 from Melbourne on 21 April. It has been over 12 hours since my scheduled departure time

[CCC @TripleC86]

@oscargopa @qrsupport I am in the same situation and have still not heard anything!

[CCC @TripleC86]

@oscargopa have you had any update?

[Kev @KevKnox]

😧😧

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

ME: Alexa, am I drunk?
TUBE OF PRINGLES:

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

Lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo

[Ben White @EconomyBen]

I don't think it's gotten enough attention that Trump celebrated the exact same Dow milestone almost exactly a year apart. Like is he not aware that this means the market did nothing for a year?

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

To be against abortion AND comprehensive sex education and affordable access to birth control is like being against fire AND fire extinguishers.

[Jawn Gonzalez @JohnGonzalez]

Eagles leaving Chicago like

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

the Bears' season comes down to a guy who hit the upright four times in one game, everything is fine

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

horror movie idea: you have 10 days to complete a completely reasonable task that takes 20 minutes to do

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

some financial tips:

-pay off ur min. credit card payments
-create a budget
-save a portion of each paycheck
-oh none of this working? then it’s heist time baby
-get the gang back together
-one last job, then u can all retire
-u did it!!
-but at what cost? rick died in the heist

[denise @Stellacopter]

Sometimes I just open up the cabinet and let the Tupperware hit me in the face on purpose.

[CCC @TripleC86]

🖕 RT @BorisJohnson: We should vote down the deal, junk the backstop, recover our self-belief and go for SuperCanada – and we will thrive mightily

https://t.co/IPN8ZWaoJw

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

This week the man who negotiated the Brexit deal resigned because of the deal he negotiated, while the woman who wants to go beyond parliament and appeal to the people refuses to let the people vote on it since that’s a matter for parliament. Pair of clods. #PeoplesVote

[Frances Ryan @DrFrancesRyan]

In many ways, I live for Tories imploding. But you’ve got to balk at the absolute state of these men: flouncing off because May somehow hasn’t pulled a unicorn out of the shitstorm they created.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

There is no good Brexit deal. Soon as any deal is looked at in any sort of depth it will be ridiculed by those who wanted it so badly.

[Scott Murdoch @murdochsj]

I haven’t cared less about a story for a long time. It shows just how good we have it in Australia...