Tris Simondsen

Love like you're paid to; laugh like you're being sued; live like your rent's due. And it is ALWAYS better to look good than to feel good. 🤙 @SuperHotJesus

[Tris Simondsen @TrisSimondsen]

Thank you X! I am back, but now I have TWO accounts. I'll keep the funny stuff over here then. As an #author #thinker #onlinecommentator, perhaps separating the two is the wisest thing to do. #wtf #truth #mood #its247bro

[Tris Simondsen @TrisSimondsen]

Mine is only a r1 sig 20 with a 5* Scarlet Witch relic! #truth #mood #wtf #mcoc #AllianceColiseum #kabam #MarvelContestOfChampions #marvel

[Tris Simondsen @TrisSimondsen]

#TheRomanticRun to #doubtthestars 🫵

I hope "he" finds "her" soon...

[Tris Simondsen @TrisSimondsen]

I was playing hold'em when someone asked, "whose turn is it?" And this lady replied, "Hot Jesus". Hey, don't hate me because I'm beautiful. #truth #mood #wtf #MondayBlues #mondays #HardToBeHumble @SuperHotJesus

[Tris Simondsen @TrisSimondsen]

A few ladies dmed me saying it's dreary where they're at today. This should perk you up!🫵😉 #truth #mood #wtf #vogue #TrisSimondsen #TuesdaysBlues #tuesday

[Tris Simondsen @TrisSimondsen]

Uncertainty ≠ Indistinguishability. It's the difference between you don't know & from what you know there's no difference. Of course it can be mathematically proven:
#truth #mood #wtf #ObservationalSufficiencyPrinciple #SimondsenOSP #theMontyHallProblem
https://t.co/S5PhjPzwtr

[Tris Simondsen @TrisSimondsen]

Sorry Google - male and straight! #wtf #truth #mood

[Tris Simondsen @TrisSimondsen]

Somewhere along the way #tesla drivers have surpassed #bmw drivers atop the Pure-Dick Meter on the road, with #dodge drivers now distantly alone in second place. Mathematical theorem and sketch proof to follow. @elonmusk #truth #mood #wtf #elonmusk

[Tris Simondsen @TrisSimondsen]

There's a new sheriff in town; thy name be #nova.
That's a class-disadvantage r5 sig 200 ascended 2 Madelyne to my r5 ascended 1 sig 200 🐐

#truth #mood #wtf #mcoc #kabam #marvel #MarvelContestOfChampions

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Is the sophistry in sovereign showcase too sophisticated for the simpletons sipping spurious symbolism? @SuperHotJesus

#truth #mood #wtf #ObservationalSufficiencyPrinciple #SimondsenOSP #EducationalPurposes

[Tris Simondsen @TrisSimondsen]

Did I miss the annual #HalloweenInMay?!? Looks like the costumes this year are especially #RageBaiting. I'm pretty sure I saw Samara from #TheRing baring midriff. If your kid is having nightmares, now you know why. #truth #mood #wtf #MetGala2026 #MetGala #StupidIsAsStupidDoes

[Tris Simondsen @TrisSimondsen]

According to Google, I am a "persona" who may very well look like this: Damn it; did you just find me?!? #truth #mood #wtf #TrisSimondsen

[Tris Simondsen @TrisSimondsen]

"If it wasn't love at all, what were all those feelings, and why?

If wasn't love at all, can I just go on dreaming, tonight?"

#truth #mood #wtf

[Tris Simondsen @TrisSimondsen]

#GoatInTheMachine - how #MontyHallProblem is #PatientZero in current #AIpandemic
https://t.co/CgSTYpWJ80

#truth #mood #wtf #theMontyHallProblem #mhp #osp #ObservationalSufficiencyPrinciple #ffsp #ssp #FullySpecifiedStochasticProcess #SpuriousStochasticProcess

[Tris Simondsen @TrisSimondsen]

Here's the #JokeOfTheDay - #AIassisted writing is being detected today by #MLE and #KeywordFrequency. It's basically #Spellcheck2026. If #AI cannot distinguish btw authorship/presentation, it is useless. Give AI the assist, not the foul.
#truth #mood #wtf

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Apparently Observational Sufficiency Principle (OSP) has other similar acronyms and short hands but different meaning. OSP is NOT PIR. OSP is post-Bayesian: AFTER Bayes reaches and terminates at the 𝓕-atom. Prevents"information smuggling" for the truth.

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Wait a minute, did I missed #AnnaKendrick's #popmusic career? Where is it?!?!

#truth #mood #wtf #PitchPerfect

[Tris Simondsen @TrisSimondsen]

"Shit, you guys - I've never had straight friends before."

#PhraseOfTheDay #truth #mood #wtf

[Tris Simondsen @TrisSimondsen]

Yondu = 🐐

#mcoc #battlegrounds #kabam #wtf #truth #mood #marvel #marvelcontestofchampions

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We just won the chip and there is NO POST on #TikTok?!?!?!? Whoever is handling the account you need to be FIRED, NOW! 🫵🤬

#ucla #NCAAChampionship #ncaawbb #truth #mood #wtf @UCLA @UCLAWBB #collegehoops #collegebasketball