Tristan Maynard

Baylor Alum || MFFL || WeDemBoys || #StraightUpTX || #TexasHockey

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

If you are a US Citizen and you aren’t rooting for USA against Belgium, you are a traitor. No other way to put it. You can’t be trusted if you are rooting against your own country in the World Cup.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Erling Braut Haaland.

[Dirk Nowitzki @swish41]

That’s not a red!!! 🤦‍♂️

[Shehan Jeyarajah @ShehanJeyarajah]

That’s seven first round NBA Draft picks in six years for Baylor basketball under Scott Drew. A crazy run.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Sir….the Japanese World Cup tourists discovered Texas Roadhouse and are calling it the "best cost-performance steak"

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: Scottish fans landing in Boston today are complaining that their plane ran out of beer.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

European soccer players 30 seconds after landing in America

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander's -28 plus-minus is tied with 2023 Joel Embiid for the lowest plus-minus by the NBA's MVP in a clinching opportunity in the play-by-play era (since 1997) 😳

[Tyler Glasscock @TylerGlasscock_]

Jared McCain literally did none of this in Philadelphia or at Duke. This is Thunder culture. This is being taught.

[Ryan Rueda @PlayoffDude]

SGA and it’s not even close

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

OKC games are unwatchable. The refs are even dressed in their colors tn! Brazy

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Call me old fashioned, but I think the soon to be 2x MVP should drive to the basket with the intent to score instead of driving to the basket with the intent to trick the ref.

[Jo @MavsStan41]

When you realize the 2024 Mavericks beat three 50 win teams on their road to the finals where they played a 64 win team.

[Qsama bin Johnston @QsamaBJohnston]

Imagine if the Eagles picked up like 75% of their first downs with tush pushes and they gave Jalen Hurts the MVP for it.

That’s SGA.

[Baylor Athletics @BaylorAthletics]

The concert lineup this spring goes crazy 🎶

🎸 April 24: Hudson Westbrook & Tyce Delk
🏟️ @FosterPavilion

🎸 May 14: Willie Nelson
🏟️ Magnolia Field at Baylor Ballpark

🎸 May 19: Post Malone & Jelly Roll
🏟️ @McLaneStadium

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Since 2018, every MVP has lead the league or co-lead the league in Player of the Month awards… except for in 2024 when Luka lead the league & finished a distant 3rd in MVP.

Luka is now going to lead the league in Player of the Month awards and again finish a distant 3rd. Sad!

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Look at this box we got... and who we got to open it with!

The Baylor Bears have some sweet colors and opening this with my man Sawyer Robertson was such a fun time!

Thank you Coach Aranda and @BUFootball for this, Sawyer is one heck of a quarterback!!

[Jason Howerton @jason_howerton]

I assume you asked genuinely, so I’ll answer genuinely.

I live in the country, but I’m certainly part of the demographic that you might see as “boring” like this.

Here’s my Friday:

I wake to the shouts and giggles of two little boys. Get some hugs and some coffee, now it’s time to make money. At about 1pm my sons busted into my office and asked me if I’d take them to play golf. I said yes because I’ve built a life in which I can.

When we get home, I finish work. Later, we have dinner as a family (chicken fried chicken and mashed potatoes, it was 🔥). My sons ranked their days on a scale from 1-10 like we do and they said today was a “10.” Whatever high yall city folk get from “going out,” I got it from that.

Then I played basketball with my sons. We watched a little TV on the couch together. Now it’s bath time, bed time, Bible and prayers. As my oldest closed his eyes, he told me how he makes his friends pray before they eat lunch. I felt that “high” again.

Kids are asleep. So now it’s time for mom and dad to do some fun things that married people do.

This is my Friday night. And I’ll be absolutely WIPED by 10pm - it was a full day. And while it might sound insane to you right now, I wouldn’t trade places with any person on Earth.

I have what men search for all their lives; what men would sacrifice everything to have. Some have lost it chasing the things you’re suggesting I’m missing out on.

I mean this with all the love in the world. I’m not defensive. But I know with certainty, what you find rewarding will change the instant you are holding your first child in your arms. And I’m so excited for you to experience it one day. Good luck out there.

Sincerely,

A boring dad

[Tristan Maynard @TristanLMaynard]

Right now? Dallas 100%.

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

I need examples of a US city with at least three pro sports teams where the NHL team is top two in fandom in the city.

Boys here said Detroit, DC and Tampa. I think I’ll give them DC and Tampa, but contest Detroit.

Some guys said Minnesota, I think Twins are bigger than Wild.

[𝓟 𝓮 𝓭 𝓻 𝓲 𝓷 @pedrinmatita1]

—En 2022 su mamá lo demandó

—En 2024 perdió las Finales de la NBA

—En 2025 perdió su equipo y ciudad

—En 2026 su esposa lo abandonó

—Podria perder la custodia de sus hijas, la mitad de su fortuna y hasta a sus perritos

A pesar de todo anoche anoto 51 puntos en su último partido
Sin embargo no pudo ocultar su tristeza
Y al final del juego se va a las lagrimas

Imagina ser una estrella de la NBA y cumplir tu sueño
Pero no tener a nadie esperándote en casa
Ni tú esposa, ni tus hijos, ni mamá...💔

Porque asi es la depresion en los hombres: SILENCIOSA

A nosotros NADIE nos consuela
Tenemos que cumplir el trabajo
Sin importar si por dentro estás destrozado...

NOSOTROS, CONTIGO.