Skrrrtt Vonnegut

too weird to live, too rare to die

[Keegs @lordesghoul]

There’s a chicago-wide conspiracy to walk slow in front of me

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

your honor you know how a white boy get on cinco de mayo

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

[Fart Corvelay @Mark_Cam_3]

pronouncing Bojangles like Los Angeles

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[Quinton Reviews @Q_Review]

no country for young sheldon

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

unhand me playboy

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

what if he was called crawly kirk and he was a centipede

[Fonk Bonker @FonkusBonkus]

The best part of drinking soup out of your hands is the way they smell after

[DreadAnon @DreadAnon]

Cause I’m a Dunk rocker yes I am

[trap dad @dude_gang]

fajitamogging everybody at the mexican restaurant

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Therein lies the problem shawty

[rune sword @runesword1]

i am not going in there bro the feng shui is all off

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Ordered a beer and a sausage. Took 20 minutes to be served the beer. I'm afraid the wurst is yet to come.

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

i’m at your girl’s place speaking in riddles

[Errai @errai]

(mobster showing chakra body map to his goons) it flows like a river, capisce

[Cranny Boy @cranny__boy]

No I completely understand. It's no big deal, I'll probably just become violent

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Im off that good gifts and decked out halls

[Errai @errai]

Santa clones are equipped with cyanide tooth capsules for when they get stuck inside of chimneys or captured by enemy families

[China Townsman @Boomer_Pride]

They expect none of us in the horse brother.