Tristan Maypole

CSU

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

Ok, picture this:

You're standing face-to-face with your past self on Jan. 1, 2020. Your past self is about to embark on this dumpster fire of a year, no idea what's in store.

In exactly 4 words, what advice would you give them?

Post your answer here: https://t.co/L1vPiGOFSn

[Tristan Maypole @TristanMaypole]

@SyddKilnes I couldnt make one as great as the one on the left😂

[Gareth Reynolds @reynoldsgareth]

Oh so I show up to a bottomless mimosa party pantless and I’m the fucking weirdo. Sure. Okay. Whatever.

[Tristan Maypole @TristanMaypole]

Wut😲

[Maroon 5 @maroon5]

#SBLIII

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Often Politicians tell us lies we want to hear rather than truths we need to know — leaving one to ask whether they should be followers of our desires or leaders of our needs.

[Tristan Maypole @TristanMaypole]

@Eminem you hit the mark. Thank you

[Tristan Maypole @TristanMaypole]

@kendricklamar I love it!

[Tristan Maypole @TristanMaypole]

@kendricklamar made a masterpiece

[Tristan Maypole @TristanMaypole]

My favorite yoga position is the one where you lay flat on the ground

[G a b r i e l - I g l e s i a s @fluffyguy]

The problem with going down the wrong path is sometimes you take people with you. I'm not where I need to be but I'm refocused and hopeful.

[Tristan Maypole @TristanMaypole]

@SyddKilnes I'm telling you, it's Disney, the cockroaches and rats can talk and the movie involving you and them is about to start!

[Tristan Maypole @TristanMaypole]

Does anyone else watch The Office enough that the scenes from it randomly pop into your head all the time?

[Tristan Maypole @TristanMaypole]

@meggalicious_ I bet it's the same way with Americans for a ton of people too though!

[Tristan Maypole @TristanMaypole]

I miss you.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

All right, you're the expert. Is this enough to get 20 people plastered? Clerk: 15 bottles of vodka, that should do it.