Teri Fumic

Bon Vivant, Suburban Interloper and Regional Woman of Mystery
LSG hoar 4 Life, yo. Dopamine-deficient. Baseball is life; so is Levadopa. FTHC

[Teri Fumic @TrixiedeMilo]

@GuardsTV all i can hear now is the Spanish broadcast?

[Teri Fumic @TrixiedeMilo]

Dear @GuardsTV please fix your audio. Kthxbye

[Teri Fumic @TrixiedeMilo]

@AnthonyDiPiero7 With sprinkles?

[Teri Fumic @TrixiedeMilo]

@JacobsFieldRBW Jack Brohamer

[Teri Fumic @TrixiedeMilo]

@CleGuardians Man, I'll miss him. Bob announcing Hosey and perfectly rolling his R's was the true start of the ballgame for me.

[Teri Fumic @TrixiedeMilo]

These are all works of art

[Michael @MichaelHook_CLE]

Daniel Schneemann, AKA

The Mormon Missile
The Colossus of Communion
The Latter Day Launcher
The Missionary Masher
The Sultan of Salt Lake
The Great Prayerbino
The Platinum Glove Prophet
The Word of the Web Gem
The United Order of Utility Players

[GuardsTV @GuardsTV]

Cleveland, we’re one day out! Opening Day is Thursday, March 26.

#GuardsBall

[Nicole 🖤 @Guardians_As]

I've never needed something to happen more. It cannot be overstated how much Mikayla has influenced the hobby and baseball community. This organization needs to reward great fans who do great things for others. @CleGuardians

[Zack Meisel @ZackMeisel]

José Ramírez is a Cleveland Guardian for life. It's time to design the statue.

On the latest contract negotiations and the legacy of a player who found a city and a franchise he wanted to call home for his entire career: https://t.co/RQiNfGRPac

[Teri Fumic @TrixiedeMilo]

Mad, mad respect for this man

[Phillip Feliz | Master Flip 🇩🇴 @Masterflip_]

Jose Ramirez breaks silence on signing below market extension from Guardians;

(Translation by Master Flip)

That was ultimately my decision, to take the extension. We went through a year and a half of negotiations, and when I finally signed, I got a significant salary bump. I knew it wasn’t fully reflective of my market value, and plenty of people made sure to point that out. But I’m a veteran, I understand how the game works.
Cleveland is a small market team, and they simply can’t pay me what I could command on the open market. So I told them, Let’s find a fair agreement that works for both sides.
I spoke directly with the GM. There were real trade discussions and offers from other teams willing to extend me at my full asking price, but my heart was set on staying in Cleveland. First and foremost, my children were born here. My wife feels comfortable in Cleveland and so do I. I owe this city a lot.
Since the day I arrived, I’ve never once been booed by these fans. I’ve seen how crowds in other stadiums treat players when results don’t come quickly, and that’s never happened here.

Via @hgomez27

[sarah @saz_theman]

day 2 of poorly photoshopping josh naylor into famous works of art until we sign him

today i present to you, boy with the trident earring

[Joe Orrico @JoeOrrico99]

The rules of baseball twitter

1. You do not go after Sarah Langs

End of rules

[Mikayla Baer @mikbaer]

Jose Ramirez and some raccoons in trench coat are headed to the post season

[Luke Potosky @LukePotosky]

Entering José Ramírez’s 33rd birthday, he has 28 HR, 39 SB & just 68 SO in CLE’s first 150G this season.

The only player in MLB history with better numbers in all three categories thru a team’s first 150G is Willie Mays (1956; 35 HR, 39 SB, 62 SO).

#GuardsBall | @CleGuardians

[Teri Fumic @TrixiedeMilo]

Happy birthday to my 4th (or 5th) favorite Canadian baseball player.

[MLB @MLB]

Happy birthday to 6-time All-Star and 2010 NL MVP Joey Votto! 🥳

Reply and repost for a chance to win this @Topps autographed card!

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

🚨UPDATE: In case you missed it, the kid in this video got a signed bat, a goodie bag, the opportunity to meet with a player one on one, and Marcus Lemonis of BBBY and Camping World gifted him a RV and World Series tickets. The universe activated to make it right.

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

Kids react to Led Zeppelin

[Teri Fumic @TrixiedeMilo]

I was really looking forward to Hedgey jumping into Big Rig's arms at the end. Damn..

[Teri Fumic @TrixiedeMilo]

@TimJSmith23 Thanks, papa Smith. Appreciate the pep talk/perspective changer.