Just know that if you ask me if I watched the game last night I'm going to tell you I played in it and then I'm gonna try to convince you that I'm Justin Tucker and that all those handjobs I got were consensual and strictly platonic
Its even harder when my next move is to whip out an 8 dollar harbor freight ratchet that isn't even made of metal and hammer it into a 2 foot cheater pipe and then crank up on it with a 6 ton jack.
It's hard to buy American hand tools when Proto acts like they're losing a limb responding to my warranty request for a $200.00 5450BLXL that almost beheaded me when it detonated at eye level during the bolt up of a #150 class fitting.