lindsay

i’ll show u how i cook up summer in the winter

[lindsay @lindzomode]

walkin on the beltline talking business with my santa sweatshirt on

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drank got me giving the jeep wave to a waymo

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people always side step to the right when cyclists say “on your left!”. but you don’t need to do that. the cyclist is just providing helpful information and i’m a real one who shuffles for no man.

[lindsay @lindzomode]

saw katy perry live in atlanta. fuck what you heard. katy perry rules.

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where do elevators go once the doors close?

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driving to the airport several times over thursday night/friday morning to pick up out of town friends to celebrate my birthday FILLS ME WITH LOVE AND JOY AND CHILDLIKE WONDER

[lindsay @lindzomode]

i can’t stop listening to Funkytown unironically. Lips, Inc really snapped with that one.

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@plznomorethx ioWHERE?

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just met someone from iowa for the first time

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she was like “i’m from iowa city, iowa” and i was like you fully just made that up forreal

[lindsay @lindzomode]

katy perry been real quiet ever since she got back from space

[lindsay @lindzomode]

i wish my shareholders would notice me

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brat summer is out donna summer is in

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late to a meeting because i had to drop some super hot fire in the gc

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babe what’s wrong you’ve hardly touched your potential

[spence @sschwink96]

@ the aquarium, holding the rusty scupper - quick 5 from the overstimulation
📸- @Lizzie_Dove

[lindsay @lindzomode]

found out i can recite the alphabet backwards. i never thought i could but then i realized i just never tried. i am capable of hard things

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@benjammin_O mostly concerned. is iowa real?

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never met anyone from iowa before