Ben

its all a joke

[Ben @benjammin_O]

Whoever was in charge of spelling the word ‘palindrome’ missed a golden opportunity

[Ben @benjammin_O]

Andy Byron dodged that camera like his kids dodge his phone calls

[Ben @benjammin_O]

That cheating CEO will hear Coldplay in his nightmares. Who knew ‘Yellow’ could be PTSD inducing

[Ben @benjammin_O]

Who started the pull my finger fart deploy funny ?

[Ben @benjammin_O]

Instead of asking how old someone is.. we should ask where have you been and what have you done.. that answer will tell you wayyyy more

[Ben @benjammin_O]

When the lady declines the man’s proposal.. do they break up or just continue dating?

[Ben @benjammin_O]

I don’t give a fuck about a fuck rn.. I’m in love

[Ben @benjammin_O]

‘Post’ is quite close to ‘boast’ 🤔

[Ben @benjammin_O]

What should we call that feeling we all get the day after our birthday? that uneasy realization we gotta go a whole year before receiving all that attention again..

[Ben @benjammin_O]

Who got more ladies.. Frankie Valli or Frankie Beverly?

[Ben @benjammin_O]

Fuck, marry, kill - Beach Boys. Beastie Boys. Backstreet Boys 🤔

[Ben @benjammin_O]

EMT is quite close to DMT

[Ben @benjammin_O]

Is it bad when I see an apple I just think peanut butter?

[Ben @benjammin_O]

@lindzomode as real as Santa

[Ben @benjammin_O]

Last brush before visiting the dentist just hits different.. it’s very reflective. Always lasts a lil longer

[Ben @benjammin_O]

IG Poll is the 2024 Focus Group.

[Ben @benjammin_O]

Truman Show? More like expert gaslighting

[Ben @benjammin_O]

I don’t need the minute hand to tell me when I’m hungry - Matt OB

[Ben @benjammin_O]

I don’t watch every reel y’all send but I definitely listen to every song rec