John Matrix

throw it in reverse, Terry.

[John Matrix @TroopsinContact]

Message to my haters.

[John Matrix @TroopsinContact]

I hope y’all understand that the TCJA will ensure the poors will stay poor for a generation to come.

[John Matrix @TroopsinContact]

@DGisSERIOUS

[John Matrix @TroopsinContact]

USNA blocked me bc of this.

[Navy Athletics @NavyAthletics]

Just so we are clear, we do not care who you bet on or who is involved in your parlays. That's an instant block. WE DO NOT CARE

[John Matrix @TroopsinContact]

@HuntClancy That serum? Ozempic.

[John Matrix @TroopsinContact]

Please give us your thoughts on this highly controversial (yet correct) tweet…

[TOLOnews @TOLOnews]

د رویټرز خبري اژانس د شمېرو لمخې، د امریکا مېسوري ایالت چې ۱۰ اېلېکټورل کالج رایې لري، جمهوري غوښتونکی نوماند، ډونالډ ټرمپ تر ډيموکراټ نوماندې، کاملا هرېس په ۱۲ سلنې رایو مخکې دی.
#طلوع‌نیوز

[John Matrix @TroopsinContact]

Stop the count. Melania went straight up DUSTWUN. Priority information request #1: confirm or deny FFLOTUS45’s existence. Gogogo…

[John Matrix @TroopsinContact]

Legit feel sorry for those of you non-wrestling fans

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

AND THE NEW UNITED STATES PRESIDENT IS...

*music hits*

WAIT A MINUTE!! IT'S BERNIE SANDERS!! BERNIE SANDERS IS CASHING IN HIS MITB BRIEFCASE!!

[Bring a Trailer @Bringatrailer]

What's your favorite sports sedan of all time?

[John Matrix @TroopsinContact]

Where Rob O’Neil when you need a real concubine joke?

[Dudley Brown @dudleywbrown]

My wife getting ready to watch tomorrow night's election results.

[John Matrix @TroopsinContact]

@MichaelStahlke I’m at the Kamala polling place.

I’m at the Trump polling place.

I’m at the combination Kamala Trump polling place.

[John Matrix @TroopsinContact]

Without even looking into this (I won’t), I can confirm that if these inbred biological mistakes indeed do come out to vote, it’s because they feel legally exposed due to their puppy mill operations.

[Laura Powell @LauraPowellEsq]

The Amish coming out to vote in 2024 reminds me of the trees going to battle in the Lord of the Rings.

[John Matrix @TroopsinContact]

@nothing6777876 Looks pale enough

[John Matrix @TroopsinContact]

I've been an outspoken critic of gore porn coming out of Ukraine but this is the funniest shit i've seen all week

[Special Kherson Cat 🐈🇺🇦 @bayraktar_1love]

Exciting FPV drone chase with Russian UAZ Bukhanka. Kherson region. https://t.co/Gmi3burZMb

[John Matrix @TroopsinContact]

@SLCLunk now this, is content

[John Matrix @TroopsinContact]

A message to Robert O’Neils basement full of male concubines…do not give up hope. We will find you.

[TheHuntForTomClancy @HuntClancy]

people have lost their minds