Trope Heroine

Sometimes you DO fall in love w/ your brother’s best friend. (Not really) maintained (anymore) by romance author @jennyholi

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It's astonishing, really, how many aristocratic gentlemen of my acquaintance have previously captained benevolent pirate ships.

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@rebekahwsm @Christine_dAbo (oops that was supposed to be from my real self, Jenny Holiday...)

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@rebekahwsm @Christine_dAbo Aaahhh! Yay!

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*unfollows Book Smugglers*

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@OuttaMyLaine 140 characters forces a girl to be picky....

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If you're not in charge of: a band of outlaw cowboys, a band of commitment-phobic dukes, or a a band of misunderstood mafiosos...PASS.

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Here is my resume. Qualifications: worked at cupcake shop, was feisty bartender, did some PR but didn't really know what I was doing...

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Don't you love it when you find yourself on a college campus where all the 20-yr-old dudes are inexplicably good at cooking and cunnilingus?

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So it turns out to be way easier to meet NFL players than you might think.

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I can heal you. I do not have an MD, but I am kind to children even though they confuse me.

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It looks like snow! *loosens older brother's best friend important car part thingy*

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@FionaMMarsden 10-12 year later. #amen

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@WriterAHaughton He is on the way, and he is bringing you Canadian candy in separate bowls.

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#15 (The Not-Ironic One): romance novels, readers & writers; the smart, funny feminist world that has is my home #gratitude #Thanksgiving

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#14 My astonishing ability to heal with the power of my love even though I am not a trained counselor. #gratitude #Thanksgiving

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#13 BFFs who enjoy talking on the phone and listening to you tell them things they should already know. #gratitude #Thanksgiving

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#12 Pretend abductions (good opportunities to practice forgiveness). #gratitude #Thanksgiving

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#11 These lush curves of mine. #gratitude #Thanksgiving

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#10 Condoms that still work even when you carry them smooshed in your wallet for years on end #gratitude #Thanksgiving

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#9 One more word: Billionaires. #gratitude #Thanksgiving

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#8 One word: Dukes. #gratitude #Thanksgiving