Trortro

Antes jugaba al lol y ahora soy feliz

[zynzl @zynzl_]

Bigger than you = roids

Richer than you = daddies money

Smarter than you = nerd

Never stop the cope

[angie @sweetangelette]

im a marine biologist and this is my latest discovery

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

My foid dragging me home from the bar after “speaking my truth”

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

Go back to the trees little one they’re going to make you use outlook

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS OPEN•フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

can they release an album holy fuck

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me at 20:

No gambling
No drinking
No partying

Me at 20:01

[🇺🇸MEGO🇺🇸 @megigogi]

My unemployed house husband buying me a surprise gift with the credit card I gave him that pings my phone for the purchase alerts.

[travis4nh @travis4nh]

the children yearn for the mines

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Listening to a grunge playlist at my corporate job

[JORBAS @JORBAS_F1]

Yo en plena fiesta con un cebollón legendario en cuanto mis colegas se despistan

[Simon Roy - KICKSTARTER IS TAKING LATE PLEDGES @simonroyart]

The imagery of the lonesome judge, riding across the wilderness with his giant badge of office on his back, is just too goddamn good

["Gotta gulag 'em all!" - Stalin, probably 🔻🪂🚀 @ChineseBot2B]

Men used to go to war for a face like this.