Matt Hillman

[Matt Hillman @Trowbridge_Gas]

@mrdanwalker @louiseminchin dancing around the living room, not the kitchen, and doesn’t know who Kylie is but loving it 😆

[No Context Bristol Rovers @0contextrovers]

“Primary kit” instead of home kit

[Sporting Life FC @SportingLifeFC]

The highest attended League Two play-off finals at Wembley:

🥇 Bristol Rovers 3-1 Shrewsbury Town (2007) - 61,589
🥈 AFC Wimbledon 2-0 Plymouth Argyle (2016) - 57,956
🥉 Gillingham 1-0 Shrewsbury Town (2009) - 53,706
4️⃣ AFC Wimbledon 1-0 Walsall (2025) - 50,947
5️⃣ Coventry City 3-1 Exeter City (2018) - 50,196
6️⃣ Bradford City 3-0 Northampton Town (2013) - 47,127
7️⃣ Southend United 1-1 Wycombe Wanderers (2015) - 38,252
8️⃣ Mansfield Town 0-3 Port Vale (2022) - 37,303
9️⃣ Stockport County 3-2 Rochdale (2008) - 35,715
1️⃣0️⃣ Carlisle United 1-1 Stockport County (2023) - 34,004

[Matt Hillman @Trowbridge_Gas]

@eloiseleigh 😂

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

A recent report says that voice notes are huge across the world… apart from in Britain.

Here’s my two cents (or pennies) on why I dislike voice notes:

1. I don’t want to have to put in earphones or find a quiet place when out and about, just for you to tell me “yes” or “no” about whether you’re free for a cup of tea next Wednesday.

2. While I’m watching telly, I want to be able to glance down at my phone and get the information I need in text form. I don’t want to have to turn the telly off and listen to your private podcast that’s just for me.

3. I don’t want to wade through three minutes of waffle and chit-chat I never asked for when a thumbs-up emoji will do.

4. It makes me feel like you expect a voice note back - and I’m not doing that.

5. I have no interest in tangents about how you’ve just seen an interesting pigeon on the pavement. I asked if you could give me a lift to the station, and 12 minutes in you’re talking about a pigeon and I’ve missed my train.

6. The convenience is all yours. It’s quick to send a voice note, but much slower for me to consume it. It’s bad manners.

I think that about covers it. Of course, if voice notes are a more accessible option for the sender (due to difficulty typing, vision impairment, language barriers, etc.), that’s completely understandable - a different kettle of fish! But if you just like waffling, I’d rather not be the waffle sounding board.

(Really I think I’m just jealous of people who are able to talk coherently for minutes at a time).

[Matt Hillman @Trowbridge_Gas]

@ntfc @beano_11 here for the comments 😂😂

[Matt Hillman @Trowbridge_Gas]

@cjwale @LCFC_1884_OK How many they got there?

[Matt Hillman @Trowbridge_Gas]

🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

[GasCast @GasCastPodcast]

Barnet 2 wins in 11.
Both against the Gas.
6-0 aggregate scoreline.

What a fucking club.

[Matt Hillman @Trowbridge_Gas]

Going for the record tonight 🫣

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

10 - Bristol Rovers have lost each of their last 10 League Two games in succession, scoring just three goals during that time. Since the EFL rebrand of 2004-05, no side has ever lost 11 matches in a row in the fourth tier. Dismal. #OptaOnEFL

[Matt Hillman @Trowbridge_Gas]

Please remain silent until we stop losing 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Bristol Rovers @Official_BRFC]

Swindon Town up next! 🔜

[Matt Hillman @Trowbridge_Gas]

🤣

[No Context Bristol Rovers @0contextrovers]

An absolute beauty

[Matt Hillman @Trowbridge_Gas]

@AHarrington89 @Official_BRFC Echo this, did this for MK Dons for several kids. Great initiative 👏🏻

[FC Bayern @FCBayernEN]

Harry Kane is a generational footballer.

[CJ Wale 🏏 @cjwale]

Shoutout to hovlands neck

[Matt Hillman @Trowbridge_Gas]

Yes Tommy 🙌🏻

[Ryder Cup Europe @RyderCupEurope]

Proud of you @TommyFleetwood1 🏆

FedEx Cup Champion!

[Matt Hillman @Trowbridge_Gas]

@cjwale Epitomise? 😉

[No Context Bristol Rovers @0contextrovers]

Taylor Moore and Clinton Mola at CB. Whatever division we’re in, what do we expect

[Matt Hillman @Trowbridge_Gas]

Love this. Favourite player as a kid, and the Screen Soccer comms. Classic 🤍💙

[Bristol Rovers @Official_BRFC]

Some of Marcus Stewart's best moments for Bristol Rovers! ⛽️

[⛽️ @gasutg378]

😍

[Matt Hillman @Trowbridge_Gas]

@CTBenbow463 @DRUIDSGOLF Hi. Did you get anywhere with this? I placed an order on 18th April and had confirmation, been charged and nothing since. Live chat on website doesn’t have a human to respond and the email they tell you to contact doesn’t respond …

[Matt Hillman @Trowbridge_Gas]

@cjwale Don’t expect it was close to Sydney when Tremlett bowled Mitchell Johnson first ball 😄

[Matt Hillman @Trowbridge_Gas]

@TheLastLeg #isitok you called the ICC the international cricket commission when it’s actually the International Cricket Council 🧐