Troy Kirk

I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them.

[Kosher McKosherwitz @kag_kraken1776]

Storage Wars could be real interesting this season.

[Michael Hurley @michaelFhurley]

Not enough people focusing on Sidney Crosby putting all his pads on to celebrate in the pile only to have to go out there and be handed a stuffed animal instead.

[Moose @Mooseamillion]

What I'm going to miss about Olympic hockey is when they say 8:10 they mean 8:10 puck drop.

[Nathan Trueblood @NathanTrueblood]

The Louvre doesn't deserve this.

Get this beauty hung in every Buffalo Wild Wings in the nation.

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

Losing an Olympic gold-medal game and getting handed a plushy

[Petrov McGuire @McguirePetrov]

Connor Hellebuyck all game earning his gold medal

[not very eva @veryalt]

when u win gold the eldritch beasts from another dimension stop whispering the date and time of your death in your ear for 15 minutes as a treat

[Nebraska Cubbie @NebraskaCubbie]

My tax dollars better be used to fix that guys teeth

[Avremi Zippel @UtahRabbi]

The most important kill for the Americans since….Bin Laden?

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

42 shots
41 saves
1 new piece of hardware
YOUR Secretary of Defense
CONNOR HELLEBUYCK

[Sunny @sunnyright]

You think they hate us now, wait until they have a 5’2” European bureaucrat facing Saquon Barkley in flag football

[The Garden Faithful @GardenFaithful]

“I’m getting fucked up tonight.” That’s our boy!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

MILES. OVER. KILOMETERS.

[Josh 🏈 @ThatPatsStan]

Meteorologists don’t even tell you how much snow the east coast is gonna get anymore they just look at you like this

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

(Hasn’t won a single one)well, you can’t win them all

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Instructor: “Welcome to Salsa class. Who’s ready to learn how to dance?”

Me: Hiding a bag of tortilla chips… “I think there’s been a misunderstanding.”

[死 @humanxmaybe]

if i were a soda i would be a Cherry Coke from the early 2000s

[flurgley @flurgley]

“Mountain Dew” is such a beautiful name for something that’s two steps away from being classified as battery acid

[chels 𝜗𝜚 @chelssweezy]

they brought Jake Oettinger all the way to Milan just to get some new Ralph Lauren merch and smile in a few pictures, and he’s still having the timeee of his lifeeee