Troy Wootton

I prefer my earlier work. Diamond Hands

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Young men trying to date during the Lindsay Clancy trial

[Troy Wootton @TroyWootton]

@CallofDuty Movement was Nerfed too much

[Troy Wootton @TroyWootton]

Shout out to @AmericanAir for their consistency. Having every flight of mine being late today is great start to vacation

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Getting ready to man the grill at the BBQ today

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

He got a software update

[Troy Wootton @TroyWootton]

Bro this is how I get my Pad Thai

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

This kangaroo fakes fainting to get food from people

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Troy Wootton @TroyWootton]

@AnwarRichardson I don’t give a shit about TTU. But UT weren’t exactly kicking their ass with their 1’s. With the exception of maybe 1 year.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

[Troy Wootton @TroyWootton]

@SenTomCotton Shut the fuck up dork. You lie with such ease.

[greg @greg16676935420]

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

Happy tax day!

[Troy Wootton @TroyWootton]

@united you’re on the clock

[New York Post @nypost]

Delta takes key perk away from members of Congress until they end DHS shutdown https://t.co/uCK7tGArwo

[Troy Wootton @TroyWootton]

@statesman Right wing?

[Troy Wootton @TroyWootton]

@DanCrenshawTX

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

Every member in the U.S. Senate agrees we cannot allow Iran to acquire a nuclear weapon.

I’m baffled why so many are unwilling to support the only action to achieve that.

Empty sloganeering vs. commitment to global security — which is it?

[Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator. @RudyHavenstein]

"Who's yelling 'Freebird'? This is the IMF - there is no Freebird. Instead I will sing 'Closer' by Nine Inch Nails."

[litquidity @litcapital]

Pelosi Capital succession plan just dropped