Troy Stark (retired)

{ Creator: The Nerdy Show | MTL Grand }
{ Appeared: OFF-JFL/ZOOFEST | Montreal Fringe | Dark Comedy Festival | ComicCon | FanExpo }

[Troy Stark (retired) @Troy__Stark]

M. Night Shyamalan just made LOST the movie!

https://t.co/kuCsRyNW3F

[Troy Stark (retired) @Troy__Stark]

So I guess I bought a new laptop case for my cat to sleep on. Don't mind me if I show up to our business meeting with my laptop in a Dollarama tote.

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Superstore is playing that Enya song from LOTR and I'm never leaving.

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Let the churches burn.
At least they'll pay taxes on the lumber they use to rebuild.

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Call me the ferry cause I'm always pulling out late.

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Thermos full of gravy.

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Let me just put down my phone and laptop so I can get up and look for a pen and paper real quick.

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About to release my new horror novel called "Steven King" under the pseudonym "The Dark Tower".

Do I know any good IP lawyers?

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What If: BATMAN is just a Bruce Wayne fever dream after getting rabies from falling into that Batcave?!

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Any schools offering a degree in blogging? Asking for a career change.

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Bought a trailer so I can live on a relative's land.

(The Millennial Dream)

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[Troy Stark (retired) @Troy__Stark]

A bachelor party for your friend who has to start working again

[Troy Stark (retired) @Troy__Stark]

Happiness is having a place to just fuck off to

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42 is the best inches for gaming

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@wallygoodtimes I'd just dip the corner in

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Boston Cream Donut, filling on the side please.

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More like Blowzark

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In Europe it's already Christmas and I have never felt so resentful towards Europeans.

[Troy Stark (retired) @Troy__Stark]

I used to deliver punchlines.

Now I deliver hamburgers.

2020 wins.