sUiCiDaL tRuCkEr

do I really need to tell you anything?

[sUiCiDaL tRuCkEr @TruckerSuicidal]

It was the wrong color and no receipt to take it back but..thank you to the dog for the pile under the christmas tree this morning!

[sUiCiDaL tRuCkEr @TruckerSuicidal]

How many bill cosby jokes are flying thu the tweet world tonight?

[sUiCiDaL tRuCkEr @TruckerSuicidal]

Kids that sleep with their eyes open are the real terrorist

[sUiCiDaL tRuCkEr @TruckerSuicidal]

Can someone plz invent the brass bra warmer for the witch's titties...holy cold ohio weather!

[sUiCiDaL tRuCkEr @TruckerSuicidal]

What ive learned since coming back to twitter..
1 Ebola jokes arent funny anymore
2 chics on pogo sticks are better than tampolines who knew

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

Goodbye hairy foot
Goodbye cartoon penis
Goodbye photoshopped male model
Goodbye blood stained clown face

-Me scrolling through unfollowers

[sUiCiDaL tRuCkEr @TruckerSuicidal]

I opened facebook..only to learn it snowed today...i gotta get some windows in this house

[sUiCiDaL tRuCkEr @TruckerSuicidal]

Ol man winter can kiss my little white ass!!

[Funbags McFuckstick™ @mc_funbags]

If I were a little sperm, swimming up your vag, I'd want to race the other sperm and maybe get a badge!

[sUiCiDaL tRuCkEr @TruckerSuicidal]

It was a hand job..its really not my fault you got it in your eye!

Keep your finger out of it

[southpaw ☘ @_SetTheHook_]

Sorry when you told me to "wreck your pussy", I called it fat.

[sUiCiDaL tRuCkEr @TruckerSuicidal]

If i put a pretty red ribbon on it, you would steal the ribbon and tell me to keep the dick

[S͠u͠mmer B͠r͠eeze ⚢ @moonlightglow4]

My nipples have a mind of their own and love reminding people of just how cold it is outside..

[sUiCiDaL tRuCkEr @TruckerSuicidal]

The "i dont give a fuck train" departed an hr ago...you're shit of of luck

[SmartassChef @SmartassChef]

Life is not a fairytale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you're probably drunk.

[Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo]

Going over to Porn Twitter for a bit ...
Be back one quart low in 10 minutes.

[sUiCiDaL tRuCkEr @TruckerSuicidal]

@moonlightglow4 yeah here too...its sad that the best feeling in the world is to get your carhartts down in time before you piss your pants

[sUiCiDaL tRuCkEr @TruckerSuicidal]

Its a good thing a penis doesn't grow hair on the head! One less thing in life to worry about goin bald