Ian That Hat Guy

Hat enthusiast, mediocre gamer, nerd, opinionated. All thoughts are my own, I don’t get paid enough to speak for anyone else… yet

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ESPN sound sucks, did we just get a “let’s go Red Sox” at Yankee stadium?

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Feel pretty good going into October knowing David Hamilton’s game 162 bomb would be out in Yankee Stadium too.

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Get the laundry done. Go out for a taco date. Order a mugarita. Sip it slow. Get the Mexicali shrimp and the birria. Grab a mangorita after the meal. Go home to grab spray paint. Cover every sticker on your block that bears the name Trump. Live life.

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At least Devers got to spend Father’s Day weekend spanking his children.

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@WooSox

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@vampirabats If it’s what I saw on the news a dog got spooked, ran off, got aggressive… not a happy ending for the dog

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@DelaneyReyn 1. This is amazing
2. If you do commissions I have a vision of a crocheted Crochet Sox jersey

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@titsmcjew My cat walks between me and the toilet when I’m doing a number 1. The first time was when I realized I my cat has no fear

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@DaWang16

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@ScottSteiner #hollaifyouhearme

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@ScottSteiner #hollaifyouhearme

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@ScottSteiner #hollaifyouhearme

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@ScottSteiner #hollaifyouhearme

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@DaWang16 #LetDrewWin

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@iwaskyle

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Today is the day I close the browser tab for @HarrisFootball weekly ranks for the season a champion. What a silly yacht club to be a member of.

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Need a debate settled. Rules in our fantasy football league state that is a starting player scores 0 or less points in a week the players manager needs to shotgun a beverage. The manager who has Cooper Kupp had him in his starting lineup, but is on a bye. Shotgun or no shotgun?

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@GuruFantasyWrld Both sides win, just depends on the championship window for each team

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Why Netflix show Tyson’s whole ass? Full moon tonight, baby

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@LateRoundQB Now accepting non-political/non-social media questions for Friday’s mailbag episode?