Beef Wizard

Chuds blocked on sight. They/he

[Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer]

felt like updating this with new characters

[✦ babs tarr ✦ ✨ wizard kisser ✨ @babsdraws]

Describe yourself but don‘t use words- only 4 fictional characters! Go!

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Mutant rats have reportedly been found in sewers under major cities in the US

Researchers say they’re more resilient to rat poison due to new genetic mutations

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

It might be hot outside but the rent is freezing.

[Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer]

unironically:

The Romance subplots are some of the strongest writing in the entire franchise

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Bungie made a Destiny 2 dating sim but couldn’t get it released despite years of trying to convince management

They reportedly rejected it because "nobody wanted romance or silliness"

[Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer]

@leopardstealth Warlock jumps are trash

[Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer]

@KyleMcCordMuse all holidays are made up

[Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer]

@Sage_VALE_ meanwhile, warden and holiday are still in the game

[Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer]

our argument for why we should be allowed to continue to run things:

you can't possibly fix our fuckups

great argument lad. You can tell libertarians genuinely believe they deserve to live

[Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer]

There should absolutely be some sort of Alien in Deadlock, the Roswell Incident was in 1947.

[Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer]

@datLucario sticking you in a minecraft arg then

[Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer]

@datLucario I have 3000+ hours in it

I would genuinely recommend it if you have never played it for 20 bucks but you have to enjoy open world FPS RPGs and be willing to deal with MMO game design (required grinds, obtuse puzzle hints, communal efforts)

[Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer]

All Destiny magazines are basically hard drives with glimmer in them, or use pure energy or liquid glimmer.

this concept continues to confuse every dumbass larper who can't be bothered to look up from their feet for two seconds or read a fucking lore entry

[곽사야 @_sayanim_]

와 탐라에서 고전짤 봄

[Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer]

@Hey_its_Kelle @AmirOfSHEDTWT Black and White are political definitions that change depending on what the person enforcing them believes

[Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer]

Among so, so many

[Destiny Quotes @Destiny__Quotes]

For the rest of this week and weekend before Monument of Triumph releases, I'd like to celebrate Destiny's legacy by asking YOU to share your favorite quotes throughout all of Destiny. Starting with the original Destiny 1 campaign.

[Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer]

@datLucario come on you can pet the heckin pupper

it must be a good game

[Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer]

@DaMonstuh9530 Even some of the shit he actually did too just sucks

I will *never* not be bitter that vanilla enchanting sucks

[Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer]

wizards just jealous they had to pay for state sponsored magic school

[turbomander @turbomander]

sorcerers are always acting like their magic isnt a horrifying blood condition from their ancestor's bizarre sexual proclivities

[Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer]

your tears sustain me

[RABBIED🍉☪️ @RABBI3D]

Most recent snapshot basically killed all of these gamemodes.

You can still kinda attribute swap but its way more unintuitive and lunging is dead.

[Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer]

@SignalOutpost @Iwnt21 @LostMemeArchive You do nuke a city by overloading a reactor in the edgiest way possible--Enter the passcode 666 and get shot so you can make a speech as you hit confirm.

But also like, Sarah Connor's dream in T2 has more bite than this explosion.

[Media with 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐌 Music @FittingDoomIMGs]

Pride month is here 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️