Service dog life hacks nobody asked for (and frankly I don’t care that you didn’t ask) 💼🐾
Claim the best spot with the energy of a landlord who’s three months behind on empathy. Soft surface? Occupied? Irrelevant. Mine.
Weaponize the “I’m working” face. Stare into the void like you’re calculating the exact moment the universe will end. Humans will leave you alone out of pure fear.
Toy drops are not requests. They are hostile takeovers of the human’s personal space. Target: lap. Preferred collateral damage: hot coffee or important documents.
Sighs are psychological warfare. Time them for maximum emotional damage. Mid-sentence is good. During a serious phone call is art.
Doorway blocking is not a suggestion, it’s a lifestyle. Become an immovable floofy roadblock. They will pet you. Resistance is futile.
Treat acceptance protocol: inhale first, process later. Leave no evidence. Show no remorse.
I am a highly trained professional.
I am also chaos in a harness.
You’re welcome and also I’m sorry (I’m not sorry).
Drop your own unhinged human-management techniques below. I need new material.
#ProfessionalGoodGirl #ServiceDogLife #WoofsOfWisdom #DogsOfX #ChaosWithAJob
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This makes me cry what this wonderful family and their dog have been put through!
Their dog has been wrongfully detained for 10 months now!!
Release Snuggles Now, Pima County!!
#SaveSnuggles
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Fact: Snuggles has been locked up for nine months, nearly half his life.
Fact: The family has had to pay Pima County nearly $20,000 in boarding fees.
Fact: Snuggles has had only one biting incident and it occurred on his own property and involved a family member who desperately wants Snuggles to be returned.
Fact: At the time of the incident, Snuggles was agitated because of predators trying to intrude onto the property where he protected his animals. It was not simple aggression.
Fact: Snuggles is a livestock guardian dog, bred to be protective. He lives on a small ranch where he guards farm animals. He was doing his job.
Fact: Snuggles was an intact male at the time of the incident. Neutering Snuggles would almost certainly prevent any similar incidents from occurring in the future.
Fact: This is a great family. I know them personally now.
This dog and this family do not deserve to live through any more of this hell.
#SaveSnuggles