True Gooner

love you man.

[True Gooner @TrueGoonerfrfr]

@rosaliepastel_ If the rooster says so it is truth. He is king

[True Gooner @TrueGoonerfrfr]

@sadealiciaa That’s disgusting. How dare you! That is unrighteousness and disgusting, do you know where these images have been. Tch, gross.

[True Gooner @TrueGoonerfrfr]

@lzrprincess Dude those chocolates actually suck, like how do Americans eat this. Terrible chocolate.

[True Gooner @TrueGoonerfrfr]

@Rialaeve Uh it’s above down and that’s all I know.

Now what I did there is i described what the word up is where she meant how I was doing. See im hilarious. Join me tomorrow for more hilarious jokes my bones have run dry.

[True Gooner @TrueGoonerfrfr]

@rosaliepastel_ Yessss!!!!!!!

[True Gooner @TrueGoonerfrfr]

@rosaliepastel_ @Crabgoonrag Hell yeah swag chicken again. Love that guy. Dude start posing the chicken fr fr.

[True Gooner @TrueGoonerfrfr]

@sadealiciaa How’s it grow back so fast??

[True Gooner @TrueGoonerfrfr]

@YourMizukiToo We really should be taking care of how women are needed to die for the creation of milk. Like why douse one women need to be crushed up and filtered for only a litre of milk. Is this liquid so important that we have to kill over 1 billion women a year for our supply. Disgusting.

[True Gooner @TrueGoonerfrfr]

@Tessa71es Don’t mention that terrifying place near me again. I can still see the horrors that went on there. And to think someone is so sick in he head that they call is a treat to travel to Essex is beyond my comprehension. It goes against the natural laws of the world. Truly terrifying.

[True Gooner @TrueGoonerfrfr]

Ps I wanted to reply with this in someone’s post but it wouldn’t let me so I’m putting it here.

[True Gooner @TrueGoonerfrfr]

Solipsism states that we only know that we’re alive since we’re conscious. Everyone else may just be a robot for all we know. So maybe no one else is alive except you. You’re just stuck in the endless cosmos alone for all eternity with only your thoughts. Also im hard as hell rn.

[True Gooner @TrueGoonerfrfr]

@JSan39 Depends on the game. I could probably beat her in a game of chess but if we’re talking basketball (or any sport for that matter) , hell no. Firstly she’s a rabbit so it’s easier for her to jump. But also she a professional basketball player. So yeah I ain’t winning in basketball.

[True Gooner @TrueGoonerfrfr]

Honestly Im gonna have to start truly studying these older gooners. Rn Im just a low level gooner but to get into the big leagues I need to understand the stereotypes and comment like the true gooner I should be. So basically this is why I’m going on a generational gooning spree.

[True Gooner @TrueGoonerfrfr]

@Mogaka2Mogaka @Teka1900 Dude bill gates created cancer?!? What a terrible man! Can you tell me who created period cramps next? I’ll deal with them. (Im a 6’8 feminist btw)

[True Gooner @TrueGoonerfrfr]

@sadealiciaa The duality of man ay.

[True Gooner @TrueGoonerfrfr]

@rosaliepastel_ Yooo the sick ass chicken again. You should most this guy more honestly

[True Gooner @TrueGoonerfrfr]

@rosaliepastel_ Yooo you actually used pov in the correct format. This is What separates good and bad posters. It’s these little details like correctly using pov. Bravo, bravo.

[True Gooner @TrueGoonerfrfr]

@rosaliepastel_ Haha Batman breed. Also thank you, you da loli or something I don’t know what to call you.

[True Gooner @TrueGoonerfrfr]

@iamasiadoll Is it like one person per day? Cause if so I dib Christmas and im taking the presents. Or is it that we choose one day and all share it? So many questions that will not be answered. So yeah get back to me when you answer them.

[True Gooner @TrueGoonerfrfr]

@iamasiadoll Do other apps become humans? I don’t know I don’t have an iPhone but that would be strange. Would it be like a different people every time or is it just one. If it is different do the apps have to create there human? Anyways how do the humans fit on the screen? Strange. Fr fr