Michael Jackson

[Michael Jackson @TrueMikeJackson]

That waffle sandwich crazyyyy

[Nicole @Nprezzed]

Mr Chimetime just gave her home based business one of his highest scores.

[Michael Jackson @TrueMikeJackson]

😂😂 aye man… Commanders hat…. This MD?!

[🅿️ending Ⓜ️illionaire💰 @ManishLife_Ty]

I would’ve been so embarrassed🤦🏽‍♂️😂

[Michael Jackson @TrueMikeJackson]

Things seem… intentional.

[Mia Camille McCarthy @Reporter_Mia]

House floor is frozen right now, after Republicans voice voted a VA bill and no Democrat called for a roll call vote.

Republicans said Democrats simply neglected to ask for a roll-call vote, allowing the Take Care of America’s Veterans Act to immediately move to the Senate.

Rep. Mark Takano of California, the top Democrat on the Veterans’ Affairs Committee, said he and his staff were “engaged in negotiations” about last-minute changes to the bill — drawing them away from the podium — when the measure was passed. He said no Democrat asked for the recorded tally “because of the treachery and trickery of the majority.”

“While these negotiations are going, they rammed through this vote,” he said.

more w @riley_rogerson @kelseybrugger: https://t.co/aH3sjNxFAc

[Anarc-y princess @SatireAP]

Idk what you fucking fucks are up to, but I cannot believe TMZ is going to be the ones to crack the case

[pablo dickasso @chicocloudy]

crab chain is cold as hell

[Michael Jackson @TrueMikeJackson]

@AndoahWave Formal attire

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

wow -- CNN broadcast footage of an Arlington guard yelling at a group with Pete Hegseth to "MAINTAIN SILENCE ... PAY RESPECT!" after someone in his entourage started laughing at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

[Pat Ryan 🇺🇸 @PatRyanUC]

Actually, I had back surgery yesterday and checked myself out of the hospital this morning to make sure I voted to IMPEACH Hegseth.

He’s the most incompetent & immoral SecDef in history and he needs to go!

[Michael Jackson @TrueMikeJackson]

@KMBmoreX Let me start by saying Im a ultra optimist… maybe they did already and that’s why they have the leeway they do.

[District Divided @DistrictDivided]

Nicki got a TON of heat for this.

She is now the author of back-to-back correct takes ahead of the past 2 seasons.

'25: "Yikes, they have problems and they need to fix these quickly because time's running out"

'26: this tweet.

2-2 on her read of our #Commanders.

#RaiseHail

[Michael Jackson @TrueMikeJackson]

@AsToldByKayyx Exactly! God forbid they get in an accident now they out the whole day… nah just get here and knock out the work.

[Michael Jackson @TrueMikeJackson]

Vid is AI, look at the way she picks up the box… but a real product https://t.co/FwcwbVE9US

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

Man, this had better not be AI.

I 🤎 it so much.

[Michael Jackson @TrueMikeJackson]

😂

[Carter Lowe @carterl0we]

Miami of Ohio receives an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty because the scoreboard operator put photos of field goal posts on the video board in order to confuse the Bobcats kicker

#MACtion

[Michael Jackson @TrueMikeJackson]

Being a few minutes late… will the work get done? Oh ok… I dont care about traffic. Please spare me the conversation.

[Fav @favwontmiss]

Millennials! What’s a corporate “rule” you refuse to enforce now that we’re the managers?!

[Kentucky Fried Electrician @AyatollaCorolla]

You asked us to show up and vote.
We expect the same courtesy.

[Michael Jackson @TrueMikeJackson]

@MikeDSykes PG born and raised… settled in Loudoun. Keep fighting! The promised tax benefits are non-existent and the electricity bill jumped every year the last few years.

[Michael Jackson @TrueMikeJackson]

FAMU folks! This is specifically for yall. Did you know this is where Beam Ahh came from?! https://t.co/EGs7lwrigr

[Naldss🪖 @OxNalds]

When Kanye West sampled this on his song “I WONDER” surely One of the best samples out there 🔥

[Amy @amyliztweets]

Merge the applications for all federal benefit programs in one central portal that informs you all programs you are eligible for and creates one application process.

[FSUBrando🍢 @FSUBrando]

When the HOLD music is so good you have to go see them LIVE 🎼