Michael Jackson

[Anarc-y princess @SatireAP]

Idk what you fucking fucks are up to, but I cannot believe TMZ is going to be the ones to crack the case

[pablo dickasso @chicocloudy]

crab chain is cold as hell

[Michael Jackson @TrueMikeJackson]

@AndoahWave Formal attire

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

wow -- CNN broadcast footage of an Arlington guard yelling at a group with Pete Hegseth to "MAINTAIN SILENCE ... PAY RESPECT!" after someone in his entourage started laughing at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

[Pat Ryan 🇺🇸 @PatRyanUC]

Actually, I had back surgery yesterday and checked myself out of the hospital this morning to make sure I voted to IMPEACH Hegseth.

He’s the most incompetent & immoral SecDef in history and he needs to go!

[Michael Jackson @TrueMikeJackson]

@KMBmoreX Let me start by saying Im a ultra optimist… maybe they did already and that’s why they have the leeway they do.

[District Divided @DistrictDivided]

Nicki got a TON of heat for this.

She is now the author of back-to-back correct takes ahead of the past 2 seasons.

'25: "Yikes, they have problems and they need to fix these quickly because time's running out"

'26: this tweet.

2-2 on her read of our #Commanders.

#RaiseHail

[Michael Jackson @TrueMikeJackson]

@AsToldByKayyx Exactly! God forbid they get in an accident now they out the whole day… nah just get here and knock out the work.

[Michael Jackson @TrueMikeJackson]

Vid is AI, look at the way she picks up the box… but a real product https://t.co/FwcwbVE9US

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

Man, this had better not be AI.

I 🤎 it so much.

[Michael Jackson @TrueMikeJackson]

😂

[Carter Lowe @carterl0we]

Miami of Ohio receives an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty because the scoreboard operator put photos of field goal posts on the video board in order to confuse the Bobcats kicker

#MACtion

[Michael Jackson @TrueMikeJackson]

Being a few minutes late… will the work get done? Oh ok… I dont care about traffic. Please spare me the conversation.

[Fav @favwontmiss]

Millennials! What’s a corporate “rule” you refuse to enforce now that we’re the managers?!

[Kentucky Fried Electrician @AyatollaCorolla]

You asked us to show up and vote.
We expect the same courtesy.

[Michael Jackson @TrueMikeJackson]

@MikeDSykes PG born and raised… settled in Loudoun. Keep fighting! The promised tax benefits are non-existent and the electricity bill jumped every year the last few years.

[Michael Jackson @TrueMikeJackson]

FAMU folks! This is specifically for yall. Did you know this is where Beam Ahh came from?! https://t.co/EGs7lwrigr

[Naldss🪖 @OxNalds]

When Kanye West sampled this on his song “I WONDER” surely One of the best samples out there 🔥

[Amy @amyliztweets]

Merge the applications for all federal benefit programs in one central portal that informs you all programs you are eligible for and creates one application process.

[FSUBrando🍢 @FSUBrando]

When the HOLD music is so good you have to go see them LIVE 🎼

[SleeperWizards @SleeperWizards]

Anthony Davis pranked Jayden Daniels with the help of Jayden’s mom Regina 😂💀

(via @TBSNetwork / @BleacherReport)

[Murrland @_Swervoo]

Aye OG just hear me out…. Why under my post tho? Lmaooo

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

The 11 Democrats who didn’t vote on Hegseth’s impeachment: