A. N. Russell

descending into madness

[Rei @rlevi]

mood

[A. N. Russell @TrueTheory1240]

he inspect

[A. N. Russell @TrueTheory1240]

@denzelcurry Hard Out Here For A Pimp is an anthem.

[A. N. Russell @TrueTheory1240]

@JayVoSr @joelmill3rsgirl Preach it.

[A. N. Russell @TrueTheory1240]

@NobbieSlicks EoD fs

[SneakySnake @Sneakiestsnakee]

And they say us white people don’t season our food

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Tuesday....You're showing up with a Big Dick and a Mistletoe Belt buckle.....

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its going to be a great day…….

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

🥰

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

I own a Gladius for home defense since that’s what Jupiter intended.
Four barbarians break in to my house.
“Quid Diabolus?!”
I grab my gladius and pilum.
With a mighty throw, I skewer the first man, he’s dead on the spot.
Chuck my pugio at the second and miss because it’s not built to be thrown and nails neighbor Gaius’ goat.
I have to resort to the onager mounted on top of the stairs. ”Roma in aeternum!”
The loud smack of the throwing arm disturbs the slumber of Gaius’ mother, who’s incessant nagging reverts the third barbarian to a child-like state.
Draw my gladius and charge the last terrified savage.
He bleeds out waiting for his crucifixion because the broad blade leaves terrible lacerations to his internal organs.
Just as Jupiter intended.

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Four engineers get into a car. The car won’t start.

The mechanical engineer says: “It’s a broken starter”

The electrical engineer says: “Dead battery”

The chemical engineer says: “Impurities in the gasoline”

The IT engineer says: “Hey guys, I have an idea, how about we all get out of the car and get back in”.

[A. N. Russell @TrueTheory1240]

@Diablo @Xbox Nothing for the PS5, sadly

[A. N. Russell @TrueTheory1240]

@Diablo Spending my next 5 days off of work grinding.

[A. N. Russell @TrueTheory1240]

@historyinmemes @Garfield crazy huh

[penny bored @pennyboredband]

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[A. N. Russell @TrueTheory1240]

I feel like a twilight princess Port to the the switch would do well.