Truffles

I care not for your feelings
I care not for your nonsense
I'm a silly little guy.
General of @TheSqueakLegion
Writer, Game Dev, Feral Forest Creature

[Truffles @TrufflesTheDev]

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Truff, I fuck.

The question is

- things up
Or
- bitches

If I'm not fucking bitches, then chances are, my life is on FIRE

Please pray for me

[BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧 @BROKENBRITAIN0]

This is me and my new religiously exempt blade

If I don’t carry this my magical elephant god will hate me

[Salty Patriot™️ 🇺🇸 @SaltyPatriot47]

Step One - Remove the black jurors. Frame the results of the case on racism.

Step Two - Make sure the jury is white liberal women.

Step Three - Intimidate the jury pool because they were sequestered.

Step Four - Frame the argument that carrying a knife that size is legal, but neglect to mention he was on school grounds.

Step Five: Double down on race to intimidate the jury.

Step Six: (Guilty verdict) Riots across the US.

[Truffles @TrufflesTheDev]

@TheBasedTrinity Protestant comes from protestari, a protest of the Roman Catholic Church

The first being to protest God, was Lucifer

[Truffles @TrufflesTheDev]

@Tony90814 @KollegeKidd Just pipe down, idjit

[Truffles @TrufflesTheDev]

@bunburyoudoujp In b4 the wunaos show up to throw a bitch fit

[Bunburyōdō (文武両道) (Bun) @bunburyoudoujp]

It's the 4th of June.

The day where "nothing happened."

[Truffles @TrufflesTheDev]

Today has been such a massive dunk on the democrats. They should be ashamed of themselves.

[Bulkhead Remover 🇺🇸 @MakeAHole]

@RedWavePress Look Ted's sleeping on the job...

[TheBlaze @theblaze]

Democrat Rep. Jacobs: “Just like you couldn't admit the shoes the president bought you were too big, you clearly don't know what winning means.”

Rubio: “We're talking about shoes. Is this the Foreign Affairs Committee, or is this a circus? What is this?”

[TheBlaze @theblaze]

Thom Tillis: “Did you actually tell Bill Pulte you were going to punch him in the face?”

Scott Bessent:: “No sir. I actually said I was going to kick his a*s.”

😂

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 NOW: Sec. Marco Rubio is HILARIOUS 🤣

REP. TIM MCBRIDE (D): "I assume you're aware Greenland is indeed part of Denmark."

RUBIO: "For now... 😏"

The smirk 😂

[Truffles @TrufflesTheDev]

@InternetPolack Based on what you said, Jordan

[Truffles @TrufflesTheDev]

@stardust404_ About 2 minutes. I did it AGAIN btw

[Truffles @TrufflesTheDev]

Peaky Blinders, but if they were-

-rogues, they'd be the Sneaky Blinders

-comedians, they'd be the Cheeky Blinders

-gay whores, they'd be the PeePee Blinders

-dolphins, they'd be the Ee Ee Blinders

-israeli prime Minister, they'd be the Bibi Blinders

[Truffles @TrufflesTheDev]

@FFAFamily @DrClownPhD @paleochristcon @Bentleylasher CC @JohnLeaflit

[Truffles @TrufflesTheDev]

CC @FFAFamily @DrClownPhD @paleochristcon @Bentleylasher HEHEHEHEHE I couldn't resist
It's a LITTLE funny xD

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Marco Rubio has completely broken the radicalized Democrats in Congress this morning, this guy looks like he's about to cry 😂😂😂

[Truffles @TrufflesTheDev]

@FFAFamily @DrClownPhD @paleochristcon @Bentleylasher https://t.co/LJkEDMm4ri

[Truffles @TrufflesTheDev]

AGAIN!!!!

[Truffles @TrufflesTheDev]

@FFAFamily @DrClownPhD @paleochristcon @Bentleylasher It happened AGAIN

[Truffles @TrufflesTheDev]

AGAIN!!!!

[Department of State @StateDept]

SECRETARY RUBIO: "This is a weird rule, where you ask a question and I can't answer?"

[Department of State @StateDept]

SECRETARY RUBIO: "This is a weird rule, where you ask a question and I can't answer?"

[Truffles @TrufflesTheDev]

@Palworld_EN @SonySantaMonica When?