Trump Defined

Rate Trump on a scale of 1-10. If you said “Pile of Sh*t,” welcome to TrumpDefined. One part Humor, one part Outrage, two parts Bourbon. #Resist

[Trump Defined @TrumpDefined]

Weekly reminder not to waste time arguing with Trump voters. There are 63M registered voters that did not vote. Find one and adopt them.

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@JClarkNBCS Last time the Birds played a Supe in NO, Vermeil sent the boys to bed early while the Raiders stayed out and partied. Then went out and demolished us. 😏

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OUT OF OFFICE NOTICE: I will be away from my desk for the next 48+ months and have limited access to phone, email, text, tv, and radio, as well as ham radio, electrical telegraph, smoke signal and even 2 Dixie cups attached by a string. But most especially… politics. Goodnight.

[Trump Defined @TrumpDefined]

Need to name my band. Need something topical:

[Jared Moskowitz @JaredEMoskowitz]

Trump Debate Team: stay calm, focused, stay on policy, stay serious, focused

Trump: they are eating dogs

[Dow @mark_dow]

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

When you buy a gun, you’re shown pictures of gunshot victims.

If your neighbor suspects you of buying a gun, they can call a hotline.

If you’re from a state where guns are illegal, you can be arrested if you buy a gun out of state.

Oh sorry, these are all abortion laws.

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@AdamParkhomenko

[Derek Cressman @DerekCressman]

The Electoral College is DEI for rural white folks.

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@JasunMarkXXX @RaniaBatrice @IronStache I am always in favor of peace. But I didn’t see Hamas mentioned at all in this exchange. Only Israel. Seems like they are a significant piece of the puzzle.

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@RaniaBatrice @IronStache The palistineans are no more brown than the Israelis. Be careful with your labeling from your high horse.

[Matthew Sheffield @mattsheffield]

She did it: Kamala Harris called for a ceasefire while also saying she believes Israel has the right to defend itself. And also properly called Hamas a terrorist organization.

She balanced it also by honoring the victims in Gaza as well. Perfectly done.

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

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[Trump Defined @TrumpDefined]

Stuck the landing.

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@Shteyngart On EVA? I highly recommend the Jason Wu pajamas.

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@markmobility @dontbeinsane_ And an extra vote for that newborn for the parents is just good old fashioned Christian values. They can’t think straight.

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

Mispronouncing Kamala Harris' name combines two of the Republican Party's favorite things: racism and illiteracy.

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@murphyb849 @NormOrnstein @stuartpstevens It’s not hard to understand. He brings voters to the table. A lot of them. They’re dimwits, but a vote is a vote.

[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

Good one!