5DChessMasterTrump

we are all witnesses to the storm.
trust the plan
the cool aid tastes delicious

[5DChessMasterTrump @TrumpFlynnArmy]

@BannedNotice Hegsgeth just owned the libs today!
Patriots in full control clearly!

Go back to your doomscrolling and leave the heavy Twitter typing to the professionals kids.

We have a country to save.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

You’ve been a great senator and a good leader, but I do think America needs a change. You might have the votes in the Senate, but if you were to poll the American public, or at least the Democrats, others would beat you out.

I think it’s time to pass the torch. There hasn’t ever been a better time.

[5DChessMasterTrump @TrumpFlynnArmy]

@JackPosobiec African
Men
Dick
Good?

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Jake Lang, may be making money from being a racist asshole, but what he doesn’t realize is that he’s already facing three felonies (below) and any prosecutor can try and use this disgusting filth to convince a jury and a judge that this man is guilty of sin

- Third-degree felony terroristic threat
- First-degree criminal damage to property
- Second-degree criminal damage to property involving bias

I can’t wait for this man to get what he deserves.

[5DChessMasterTrump @TrumpFlynnArmy]

@RandyHeyyyy @damintoell …. You me and Patrick Swayze in roadhouse… 😑

Damin isn’t stupid enough to end up in a situation where he gets staples in his head.

[5DChessMasterTrump @TrumpFlynnArmy]

@catturd2 Catturd is going to win boomercon by a lot.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

WTF does this even mean?

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Here are some FACTS about Temu BYU and why they belong well behind Georgia:

1. Located in Logan, a place no one would ever go to voluntarily

2. Never beaten the SEC in a meaningful game

3. Pathetic “stadium” atmosphere on par with Vandy during the Derek Mason years

4. Would have a losing conference record in the SEC

5. Named after Steve Young, who didn’t even go there

6. Majority of fans are on welfare

7. Majority of fans are overweight

8. Have never played in a real conference

9. Most Woke fanbase in the PAC 10

10. No NFL players anyone has heard of

[Burt Macklin @BurtMaclin_FBI]

🚨 BOOMERCON 2026 🚨

The nominations are in. 28 contenders. One Boomer of the Year.

Your nominees:
@marklevinshow
@catturd2
@realDonaldTrump
@KeithOlbermann
@jarvis_best
@RealJamesWoods
@glennbeck
@GuntherEagleman
@StephenKing
@atensnut
@DineshDSouza
@ksorbs
@mtgreenee
@JudgeJeanine
@RadioFreeTom
@RogerJStoneJr
@julie_kelly2
@Bannons_WarRoom
@JoJoFromJerz
@gtconway3d
@RandyRRQuaid
@RudyGiuliani
@mitchellvii
@TaylorLorenz
@HunterBiden
@3YearLetterman
@libsoftiktok
@mrddmia

Full bracket below 👇 Voting starts tomorrow. Who you got?

[5DChessMasterTrump @TrumpFlynnArmy]

Making my quarterfinals picks now:

Levin vs Gunther Eagleman
Levin. Pretty much taking the chalk in this bracket, though Gunther is capable of pulling off the upset due to his severe retardation.

James Woods upsets Broaddrick
Kevin Sorbo edges out Steve Bannon and then through some dumbass comment he make in the next month… edges out Bannon who’s lawyer has told him to STFU.

Catturd routes Jarvis to easily advance to quarterfinals.
Quaid and Stephen King are neck and neck but King has a real shot at making the not so elite eight.

Bill Mitchell and Chaya square off with Chaya’s Ghost of Epstein Bindergate carrying her to the quarters.

Rudy Giuliani and Keith Olbermann are almost guaranteed to meet in the second round where Olbermann picks up the easy victory due to his appeal to the audience in the 70-105 age demographic.

[5DChessMasterTrump @TrumpFlynnArmy]

@BurtMaclin_FBI @marklevinshow @catturd2 @realDonaldTrump @KeithOlbermann @jarvis_best @RealJamesWoods @glennbeck @GuntherEagleman @StephenKing @atensnut @DineshDSouza @ksorbs @mtgreenee Holy shit. Is it March already

[5DChessMasterTrump @TrumpFlynnArmy]

🔥 beat so sick the fire alarm still going off

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

New Iran LEGO video just dropped:

Cry more, Orange Pig.

[5DChessMasterTrump @TrumpFlynnArmy]

@JoeyMannarino Yes. Get all the Republican influencers and ship them back to Europe.

[5DChessMasterTrump @TrumpFlynnArmy]

@JakeLang These Muslims are patriots.

Get your clown ass out of there and quit running from consequences you little bitch.

[5DChessMasterTrump @TrumpFlynnArmy]

@JakeLang Allah Ackbar!

Karma is real!

[5DChessMasterTrump @TrumpFlynnArmy]

@JakeLang Excellent.

Keep being a clown in public and catch another one.

[5DChessMasterTrump @TrumpFlynnArmy]

@damintoell Nothing says getting stuff done and following the will of the people like gridlocking the government.

[5DChessMasterTrump @TrumpFlynnArmy]

@AgentSelf99b Out of curiosity…
And I’m sure I’m going to regret this..

What did he mumble about?
Buttcheeks or ballrooms?

[Agent Self FBI™ @AgentSelf99b]

Let’s all laugh at MAGA who claims Trump’s speech tonight was going to unveil the plan about the midterms being rigged and how they caught the Democrats 😂😂😂

[Braylan Ward @braylanward]

Straight out of the MAGA cuck playbook:

1. Say something stupid.
2. Get told it’s stupid.
3. Call the other person triggered for saying so.

You guys gotta learn: I can’t be triggered by anything I don’t value. There’s nothing you could say to trigger me. That’s how pointless you are.

You’re a corncob. 🤡😂

[5DChessMasterTrump @TrumpFlynnArmy]

@JamesIsInUrWall @_DTorstenson @OleMiss I mean, it’s a free country.

This dude is a flaming idiot and when an African American beats the brakes off him in public for making monkey noises at them… 🤷‍♂️

It is what it is.

It’s a good thing all you people can do is bitch now.