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[Trump Survival Kit @TrumpImpeachKit]

JOIN US as we march for the animals through the streets of downtown Portland. IT WILL BE AMAZING!

The Official Animal Rights March 2018 | Portland
Saturday September 1 at 12 PM - 3 PM
Shamanski Park
1010 SW Park Ave, Portland, OR 97205
#AnimalRights #pdx #veganism

[American Empath @AmericanEmpath]

JOIN US as we march for the animals through the streets of downtown Portland. IT WILL BE AMAZING!

The Official Animal Rights March 2018 | Portland
Saturday September 1 at 12 PM - 3 PM
Shamanski Park
1010 SW Park Ave, Portland, OR 97205
#AnimalRights #pdx #veganism

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I always find it curious that "conservatives" tell us how much they want to get the government off the backs of the people. But when it comes to women and family planning, they want to the government to tell every woman in America what she can and cannot do with her body.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Supreme Court takes up case of Russell Bucklew, Missouri inmate who claims his execution would likely cause suffering because of a rare disease https://t.co/4fWkdr5IvT

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Trump has left the country. I feel lighter already. This must be how parents feel when they send their kids off to summer camp. #TrumpAsia

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Mark Halperin used to rub his erection up against women in the office. Like he's a horny spider monkey who dabbles in political analysis.

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

#BlackPanther vs. White Hamster

@chadwickboseman and @StephenAtHome go toe-to-toe. #LSSC

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

The White House is getting ready to be probed by Robert Mueller, some kids help create a new hit TV series and @chadwickboseman talks about what it's like being in the top 2 movies of 2018 #LSSC https://t.co/Nzfdva9xrY

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Drinking Game: Every time Trump says "I'd give our response to Puerto Rico an A+," remember that Puerto Ricans have nothing to drink.

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Trump thinks he can’t be indicted, if Rudy Giuliani repeats it enough. But guess what? Trump can and likely will be indicted. It’s funny how we aren’t debating whether Trump has committed crimes, just whether or not he can be charged for them. Someone sounds guilty, cuz they are.

[CNN @CNN]

President Donald Trump is negotiating with China on trade while the Trump Organization is involved in a deal linked to a Chinese developer https://t.co/jLTJQBzCns

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Yo @realDonaldTrump. I think the Republicans are gonna try to impeach you so that they can give the presidency to Pence.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Iceland just became the first country in the world to make it illegal to pay men more than women. In the United States in 2016, black women made 62.5 cents on the dollar compared to white men and hispanic women made 54.4 cents. That is a disgrace.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I will be speaking on the Senate floor at 12:30 PM about the budget negotiations. I'm very disappointed that the Republican Party, which controls the White House, Senate and House, is pushing us closer and closer to a very dangerous government shutdown.

[Yahoo News @YahooNews]

LIVE: @MarkWarner on protecting 2018 voting: "We're not fully ready on the election side. On the social media side ... we are still not at all prepared with how we deal with fake information." https://t.co/2UEWIebPMv

[Yahoo News @YahooNews]

LIVE: @sbg1, @byronyork, and @KenDilanianNBC join us to talk the Russian investigation and the media. https://t.co/2UEWIebPMv

[Holly Figueroa O'Reilly @AynRandPaulRyan]

Stormy Daniels is the least of it.

Feds tapped Trump lawyer Michael Cohen's phones

#ThursdayThoughts
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