NRL Donald Trump

Everyone is saying I’m the best president the NRL could have. Believe me. Parody account obviously

[NRL Donald Trump @TrumpNrl]

MAKE THE NRL GREAT AGAIN!

[NRL Donald Trump @TrumpNrl]

If Fox Sports want a discount on the ##NRL tv deal they should get it! Rupert Murdoch is a great man, right up there with Putin & Kim Jong Un. Great humanitarians

[NRL Donald Trump @TrumpNrl]

People always say to me ‘oh mr President I didn’t know you were such a big #NRL fan!’ Seriously? You can’t spell President Trump without NRL!

[NRL Donald Trump @TrumpNrl]

@NRL @NRLcom Is Brookvale anywhere near Lottoland? Do you know Mar-A-Lago means ‘Lottoland’ in Spanish? Maybe I should buy the Manly Seagulls? #NRL

[NRL Donald Trump @TrumpNrl]

I’m the biggest #NRL fan in the world. You won’t find a bigger NRL fan than me ok? And I’m very knowledgeable about the game. Some people say I know everything there is to know about the NRL. Maybe I do. Who knows?

[NRL Donald Trump @TrumpNrl]

Crooked Cam Smith, from the very unsuccessful Melbourne Rebels, wants to shut down the #NRL season! Typical greedy players, I’d fire the son of a bitch. Shut up and tackle!

[NRL Donald Trump @TrumpNrl]

@NRL Listen, we’ve all been there when we’re hanging out with our friends

[NRL Donald Trump @TrumpNrl]

What’s the big deal over #NRL player Nathan Cleary? I’m sure we all can relate to being in a house with 4 young girls showing off your dance moves, I know I can!

[NRL Donald Trump @TrumpNrl]

I’m very glad to see some fine young men in Lateral Mitchell & Josh Adding Cars liberating themselves from the tyranny of the states and the lock down laws! More #NRL players need to follow their lead & go camping and dirt bike riding in large groups! Only way to beat the virus!

[NRL Donald Trump @TrumpNrl]

Blame the Democrats for any “lateness” in your #NRL season return. I wanted the games to be back on immediately, they insisted on waiting til it was safe for the players. I told them this would happen, especially with the NRL which have old computers.

[NRL Donald Trump @TrumpNrl]

The Pete Evans light thing I’m still very much on board with however

[NRL Donald Trump @TrumpNrl]

I can’t believe so many people thought I was serious about injecting #NRL players with disinfectant before and during games! I was being sarcastic. Actually I don’t even recall saying it. It was probably Sleepy Gill’s dumb idea for his failing AFL. Anyway FAKE NEWS!

[NRL Donald Trump @TrumpNrl]

I am also making an executive order that all change rooms the #NRL teams will be using will have the light bulbs removed and replaced with the new Pete Evans #coronavirus curing light machines. I personally endorse them and have 8 at Mar-A-Lago.

[NRL Donald Trump @TrumpNrl]

I’m very concerned about the #NRL players welfare when games start again, so I have made an executive order that ALL players must MANDATORY disinfectant injections before the games and at half time. Need to keep them safe!

[NRL Donald Trump @TrumpNrl]

Terrible idea. Like the Democrats swapping Crazy Nancy Polosi for Cryin’ Chuck Shumer #NRL

[Nathan @SeaEagleSpur]

Todd quits NRL, Raelene quits ARU a few days later = job swap.

#DoTheMath

[NRL Donald Trump @TrumpNrl]

‘Crazy’ Rae Castles is apparently resigning as head of the little watched ARU. Once again they’re trying to follow the #NRL following the long overdue dismissal of Goofy Greenberg. SAD!

[NRL Donald Trump @TrumpNrl]

People often ask me ‘President Trump, who’s your favourite #NRL team?’. And I have to just say, that I like all of them equally. They’re all so good it’s hard to pick just one favourite so I like them all.
Except for Gold Coast.

[NRL Donald Trump @TrumpNrl]

MAKE RUGBY LEAGUE GREAT AGAIN! #MRLGA #NRL

[NRL Donald Trump @TrumpNrl]

The fake news lamestream media of course are giving Trump ZERO credit for the #NRL returning. Typical! The enemy of the game media (like lyin’ Channel 9) wanted the game to fail to stop my reelection. Not going to happen! #MRLGA

[NRL Donald Trump @TrumpNrl]

@NRL PROMISES MADE PROMISES KEPT! The #NRL is back and it’s thanks to your favourite President (Trump!) It was so easy to bring the game back that many people are saying Goofy Greenberg was actually working with Sleepy Gill’s failing AFL & Crazy Rae’s ARU! Who knows? #MRLGA

[NRL Donald Trump @TrumpNrl]

In light of the attack from the Invisible Enemy, as well as the need to protect the jobs of our GREAT #NRL players, I will be signing an Executive Order to temporarily suspend immigration of union players into the NRL!