Trump On Stocks

Not Trump. Not advice. Replies not monitored. Occasional tweets by @barbariancap.

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

Dear Stockmarket-Americans, I have some bad news...

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

Season 2 of The Tariff is enjoying phenomenal ratings
My phone has been ringing off the hook
Whatever number they say, I double it

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

I told you years ago I am great for ALL asset classes, from ABL to vol!
Especially vol.
Magnificent vol.
Vol like you have never seen before.

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

I told you years ago I am great for ALL asset classes, from ABL to vol!
Especially vol.
Magnificent vol.
Vol like you have never seen before.

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

F-A-K-E-N-E-W-S! I AM GREAT FOR STOCKS, BONDS, AND ALL OTHER ASSET CLASSES, FROM ABL TO VOL! https://t.co/9Jct7ixAwZ

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

Everything is going according to plan: I am simply making stocks cheaper for the younger generation.
We cannot have Shiller PE of 30 for them to start out.

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

When I win the Election for the third time, I will be the President for ALL Crypto-Americans!

From Bit-Coin to Sh!t-Coin, and unlike NASA, we are all going to the Moon!

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

Should I restart?

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

Told you: if you elect me, the market will be at all time highs again. And this is exactly what happened.

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

Big Fed drama, Big Ratings, like I said!

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

I told you to bet on the blonde Brainnerd in 2017!

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

I told you to bet on the blonde Brainnerd in 2017!

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

This Miss FOMC pageant is RIGGED! Why is Lil' Janet talking so much when it's clear that the winner should be that blonde Layla Brainnerd.

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

The Fed Apprentice finale is coming up very soon. Who knew these shriveled academic nerds can generate such ratings?

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

Big Fed drama, Big Ratings, like I said!

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

The Fed Apprentice is back with one special episode. I am going to have the cameras zoom in as I am sitting on my throne, and I am going to say "Chairman Powell, you are fired!" The ratings will be yuge and the market will be up 10%.

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

$XLE up almost 50% since then

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

I am going to pardon all cash-incinerators that have ever been included in the $XLE $XOP $OIH and $AMLP. Except Exxxom. I hate that guy, what's his name. T-Rex? Rex-T?

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

Told you: if you elect me, the market will be at all time highs again. And this is exactly what happened.

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

I told you but you did not listen!

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

I, your favorite president (me), just gave you an extra weekend hour. Do what you want with it.
But if you elect Sleepy Joe Biden, he will take it back in the spring.

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

Miss me yet?

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

Mitch McConnell's whole stock portfolio is a total disaster
- Tortoise This $TTP
- Tortoise That $TYG
- Tortoise The other thing $TPYP
.
It's all one big....
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐□-□
(⌐□_□)
..shell game

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

Acquitted... can I have my account back @jack @TwitterIR?
The mDAU engagement will be Y-U-G-E. $TWTR

[Trump On Stocks @TrumpOnStocks]

I am going to pardon all cash-incinerators that have ever been included in the $XLE $XOP $OIH and $AMLP. Except Exxxom. I hate that guy, what's his name. T-Rex? Rex-T?