MILITARY FORCED ME TO REVIVE PET CAT, TAKE OFF OFF FOOT TO AVOID SNIPER WATER. I DESPISE NICE BILL FLORIDA NATIONAL SPY SATAN AGENT YOU AREN'T HITLER (parody)
People seriously need to stop insulting the intelligence of Elon Musk, he’s a once in a generation brilliant mind i eat my poop and no amount of propaganda will ever deny him of that, please save us @elonmusk
I woke up and there was BLACK OIL all over my body that it produced while I had my daily NIGHT TERRORS, SORRY @EPA I had to dump my SLEEP OIL into the GROUND and BURIED IT!!!!